Mai Book of Art and Updates *warning: there may be rant*

Steven Universe

(Creator: *keeps hearing about it*

*is sick and tired*

*finally looks it up*

*watches a couple episodes*

*gets addicted*

*stays there for the next 2 or so hours*

*takes a rest*

*gets bored*

*starts meddling with panel*

*starts feeling weird*

*closes panel*

*feels side of neck*

*finds something*

*finds out its a black onyx (media)*

*wonders what the fuck she did*

*tries getting rid of it*

*nothing works*

*gets frustrated*

*gives up*

*goes to get a cookie*

*eats cookie*

*onyx starts glowing and two katanas appear*

*is confused as hell*

*some how makes katanas go away and leaves studio to go to Kanaya's hive to see if she can sort it out*)

Kanaya: *doesn't know what happened*

*is confused*

*apologizes for the lack off help*

(Black Onyx: *growls and says it's ok*)

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Your name is BLACK ONYX and you have no idea what THE FUCK you did to yourself. One minute your name was Creator and you were a troll-human hybrid. The next your name is Black Onyx and you are a troll-human-gem hybrid, though you'd prefer to be called Creator. You spawn your weapons: two katanas. You then go outside to fuck some trees up.