"Oh Look, Finally some good Christian Stories."

Suzie Boo Boo Fart

This here is a Suzie crackfic for my friend Adel, be prepared for a whole lot of weirdness:

Suzie was sitting on the floor, eyes pried open and staring blankly at the big screen. In the seventh level of heaven, located in the headquarters, was a good screen that displayed all of the events on Earth. The big screen was free for all of the angels, like suzie, to watch. Seraphims were mostly where the big screen was located, all making different prophecies and guesses before the events displayed on the big screen happened. Suzie always thought that such a job that the seraphims had was a tiring one, even though the job was important.

Restless, sitting in a seat for hours and writing away on the guesses. This is why suzie always respected them.

Suzie continued to watch the big screen. They were so interested with it that they didn't hear the footsteps coming.

"Suzie.." A calm but booming voice was heard behind suzie. Suzie would groan of annoyance quietly, already knowing that it was their bedtime.

"Yes uncle?..." Suzie looked up at the big man.

"That's enough of the big screen for tonight, suzie.." He said, lowering a hand so suzie could hop on, "You already know you're a few minutes past your bedtime."

Suzie grumbled, trying to ignore God as they continued to watch the screen.

God raised an eyebrow, "Suzie." He said more sternly.

"B- but uncleee!" Suzie whined, "I'm not sleepy! Just a few more minutes?"

"Suzie, you know you're routine. I cannot break my promises and give you an extra minute..."

"I'm not going to bed, Uncle! I was getting to the good part! The human woman on the screen was right about to kill her husband for cheating on her!"

"Tsk, what have you been watching?!"

Suzie was so angry that she didn't answer her uncle in the slightest. She kept her arms crossed and continued to watch the screen.

Suzie grumbled, knowing there was no way she could even convince her own uncle. Her parents were very good friends with God, along with everyone else in the seven rings. If anyone were to go against him, it'd be known and it'd be a problem. She knew the rules but the screen was only getting to the good bit. It was unfortunate that it had to stop all of a sudden.

"Fine.." Suzie would finally submit, "The big screen was getting to the good bit... but I will go to bed."

"Thank you."

Suzie would walk over to her uncle's hand, being lifted up in his palm.

"I understand that you wish to continue watching but please don't be mutinous with me again, suzie."

Suzie nodded in defeat as God took suzie away from the headquarters. He'd walk, making his way to the seventh ring sleeping quarters. Most angels in the high rank would sleep in these headquarters. There was nothing truly different about the seven rings. The sleeping headquarters were all equal, the homes were all equal. The only thing different were the angels, but suzie sort of got used to it by now.

God would set suzie down on their bed, suzie tucking herself in as her uncle made sure she was comfortable.

"There's always time tomorrow to watch the screen... but for now, it's time to rest my child."

Suzie nodded, calming down and no longer being hyper or restless.

"The mental plain is always open for things greater than the big screen, suzie." He'd admit, "It's the in betweens, where memories are held and forgotten."