Dream is a dumbass and Sam is there

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by PaxTheWitch

by PaxTheWitch

i have given up. and you can tell. enjoy this dumbassery
TWs: slight drowning, but no details and hes drowning for like 15 seconds

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It was another day on the Dream Team ship just like any other. Fucking chaos.

Dream qnd Sapnap were running around the ship chasing each other and screaming. Quackity was showing Karl something he claimed was drugs, but who knows what it actually is. And George was still asleep.

As the two chased each other around the ship, Dream tripped on a loose rope. That rope also haopened to be right next to the side of the boat. And he fell overboard.

And of course the bitch can't fucking swim, why? plot reasons idk. The bitch starts drowning and idk how drowning works but he do.

Well there just so happened that a mer with a weird ass fucken leafy green tail and dark green hair happened to be swimmin on by. Sam spotted a dumbass human drowning.

He swam up to the human and grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to the surface. Dream was startled when something grabbed his arm but vlamed down when he realisedbit was a mer who was pulling him to the surface.

When broke the surface he immediately started coughing up sea water, which, ow.

During the whole drowning bit, Sapnap had brought over a rope long enough to through overboard. He threw the end of the rope over the side of the ship to Dream, who grabbed the rope.

Dream turned to the mer who was still holding onto his arm and asked if he wanted to come up too. The mer agreed holding onto the rope aswell.

Sapnap pulled the two up cuz he a strong boi. After getting up on the ship Dream turned to mer. "Hey, uh, thanks for saving me?"

"It isn't a problem."

"What's your name?"

"I'm Sam, what's your's?"

"Well, I'm Dream and this bitch is Sapnap."

Sam nodded, "Well, I better get going. It was nice meeting you?"

"Yeah, see you later?"

Sam nodded before pulling himself overboard and diving underwater, swimming off.

And from that day on Sam would follow around the Dream Team ship cuz honestly he didn't have anything better to do.

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Word count: 351

note: Sam is a leafy sea dragon :>