NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS 🤩🤩 y/n slander

chapter one

i wake up to the birds singing outside and look at the mirror. i stare at me alarm clock and it's 7:59 IN THE MORNING!!!! 😣😣😣😮😮 shcool starts at  8;;;000!!! OH NO

i look at myself in the mirror. i sob as i look at my ugly hourglass figures. 🙄🙄 i'm y/n and i have three feet of golden hair. i'm soooo ugly 😭😭😭 i hate my life........ i'm one and a half feet tall. my mother was three inchess...... sooo i thunk i gets my haight from my mom.

my green orbx are piercasing as i state at meself in the mirror. i live in a big mansion ful of mirorz. i'm the richest gorl in the world but it's all in secretsss. nobody knows that i is a multi trillionare 😎

i'm not like other girls..... idont ware makeup and i do my hair in messy buns. i wear all blackk!

i run down without brushing my teeth and i almosttt trip over my hairs. "owwww,"

i grab a peoce of untoasted toast which i dont wanttto call bread because ewwww 🤢🤢🤢 who eats straight up bread :((

my mom and dad and grandad and grandmom and great aunt and my other great aunts because they were lesbeans sarah!!!!! my goldfishies died too ---- it happened when i was three point two eight nine million thirty seven ninty nine seconds old!!!! 😪😪😪

so traumatic!!! why is my life so hard ughghghhg

as i run in my buny slippers that i forgets to change i barely make it on time..... so good of meee! but i bump into a wall of muscle thattt isss a hot girlll.

oopsie i forgot to go around so all the jealous haters don't bully me owo

'HAY!' she yelss madly. i look into her blue orbz and wonder how shez so tall uwu. litealy godes.

i simp and shes toweing over mee with her ten foot fall figoore. ' what wyatch were your going u dumb punkkkkk!!!!!!' 🤬🤬🤬🤬

's- s-s----s-s----s-so-sososos----so- so-sorry,' i whimper and she glares. she steps on muy little frame and i'm crushed. i die and come back to life, respawninggg.

she gves me the dirtiest look and i run away. i can feel the lyrics of fight song

ringing in my head......

"THIS IS MY FIGHT SONGGG!!!" i  stomp dramatically and look mad at her. she sticks up the middle finger at me and i run away sobbing.

i'm not like other girls......

[ author chan 🤩🤩🤩😍😍 ] uwu i just lovveeee y/n!!!! she's based off meee :)))) can you telllll 👁👄👁 👁👄👁 !!!!! ?!?!?!? 😏😏😏 i wasl ikeeee uhm i cannot do a guy that she bumsp intu because i'm a lesbian ????!?!? YKNOW y/n IS SOOO COOLLLL!!! ]

BY THE WAYYYYY I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO UPDATE TOMORROW BECAUSE MY HOUSE JUST BURNED DOWN AND MY FAMILY DIED BUT THEY CAME BACK TO LIFE LIKE AN HOUR AGO AWOOGAAA 😛😛😛😛😛 THEYRE GOING TO BE DONE BUILDIG ME HOUSE NEXT EYAR SO I MIGHT NEED ANO00THER YEAR TO UPDATEEEE!!!

soryr 😫😫😫😫 i love you guys SO MUCHHHH 😪😪😪😪 just as much as y/n!!! the SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME 😂😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄 BYEEE