chapter 2

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by luzingmyshit

by luzingmyshit

AUTHOR CHAN:::;; UWU IT'S ME 🤗🙂🤗🙂 whos exjitedd???? 🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰

y/n finds herselz in the middle of a locker when she realizes she's being followed by the mean girlL!!!!

"WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO MEANNN???" y/n yells!!! "leave me alone :((("

[author chan;::: 😪😪😪😪😪 i feel for y/n 💔💔💔💔 i experienced the sum suferingzz!!!! isn't her life sooooo sad 🕳🕳🕳🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️]

the mean grill throws a turd at y/n and she screams, "IM TAYLOR SWIFT AND I DEMAND U TO BE MY SEVANT"

y/n whipes the cow poopies off her face!!!! "NEVER!!!!!" she screams back even lowdly-er.

y/n starts to take in tayloors six pack and she looks up into her peircing blue orbies. her long blond hair is almost as long as y/ns'!!!!! DAMN SHES HOT,,, y/n thinsks.

"PEASANTT????" taylor swiftie yells, and y/n bows down below. "yes mommy 😏😏😏uwu🥺🥺🥺"

"NEVER CALL ME THATTTT!" swift beats her chest agressively and yells like a gorilla. "NEVER!!! u work for me now mwahaha 🥳🥳🥳🥳"

[authro chan-o; ugh 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧👁👅👁 i remember the days in elemnetary when me haqd to do this stuff to ::(((((( OWO it was soooo hard 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😣😣🤢🤢🤬]

"OKAY MADAM!!!!!!" y/n yells, and then taylor swift shoves y/n into a locker! "OH NOOooO!!!" you yell. "PLEASEEEEE!!!"

"OKAT FINE!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄" taylor yells and lets her out. y/n climb up her legs and plops herself in her hand and passionately frenchies her.

DAYUMMMMM 😘😘😘 Y/N THINKS

she tastes like ........ wood when it's dry.y.... and on fireeeee.. liike a forest fire 🤩🤩🤩🤩

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yummyyyy!!!!!!!!! tay,lor wears amazing lip goloss?!?!??!?!

buttt then....

taylor yeets y/n off her hand tho and she fall to the ground ,sobbing zadly.

"CAN I HAVE YOUR FACEGRAM OR INSTABOOK>??????" in one last atyempt to flurt!!!!

"NOOO 😈😈😈😈" taylor swift says and then turns into a werewolf🐺🐺🐺!!!!
"AHHH!!!" y/n scream!!!! "DOnt reAt mEeeEeEe1!!'""

"I JSUT WANNA BE SOMEBODY TO SOMEONE OHHHHHH!"" she start to sing and taylor slowly turns back into a hooman.!!!1??

"OH BABY SO HAWTTT!!!" y/n tells t. swift..!>!>!. "i'm soooo glad ur back 🙂🙂🙂🙂"

taylor looks at you agressively before nodding herh ea.d "Maybeeee you can come to wendys weth me tommororw!!🎅🎅🎅🎅"

"OKAYYY!Y!Y!YY!Y" you insist, already exuberant !!! :000 "now can i have your instab ookk!?!??" you ask then,, and taylor says YESSS!!!

"it's usertaylorswift13millioN!!!' she tells youuuu and you write in down on your hand with the pen that u just apparated becayse this is hogwarts1!!;0

plus, you're not like other girls 🙄🙄🙄

"hip hop hopoity hooray!" you cheer and skip off, giggling in french (hon hon oui baguette)

[author chan: 😪😪😪 this chapter was soo sad at first!!🤶👼 i hoepe you love your (y/n) and taylors love sotry 👳‍♂️👳‍♂️👳‍♂️👳‍♂️ see what i did therre/??? i'mm osoo excited!!! y/n is so quirky like that!!! she takes what she wants!!!😗😗🤨🦄🦄 WHAT AN ICOnNNN!!! SO COOL !!! 👏👏👏👏]