I'm sorry for the beginning, I had to do it, t made me laugh so hard so I hope it makes you guys laugh! I couldn't resist it....😭🤣
JJ crawled in bed with you and laid on top of you. You messed with his hair as he laid there with his face in your cleavage.
"What if we can't clear JohnB's name?" You asked.
"We will." He said not lifting his head. "I have a question." He said lifting his head on and sitting on you.
"What?" You asked.
"How are your boobs so jiggly?" He said making you laugh.
"What the fuck JJ." You continued to laugh.
"What I'm serious, look!" He said putting his hands on your boobs and moving them making you laugh even harder.
"I'm fucking crying!" You managed to get out.
When you opened your eyes for a second you saw JJ smiling wildly at you. "You have a cute laugh." He smiled.
"Do you wanna know something?"
"Do I want to know?"
"Probably not, but do you know what a mammogram is?"
"What the fuck is that?"
"It's for girls and every girl has to do it. Im only telling you this cause I wanna see how you react."
"Now I'm scared..."
"Anyways, a mammogram is where a machine pretty much flatten your breasts to make sure you don't have breast cancer."
"What do you mean it smashes your breasts?!"
"Look it and you'll see."
JJ looked at you while he got his phone out to look it up. "Uhm, how do you spell it...?"
"M-a-m-m-o-g-r-a-m." You said.
"You have to do that!?" He said looking at you.
"Yep, every girl has too."
"Fuck that! You aren't doing it!"
"I have too." You giggled.
"No!" He said making you laugh.
"Babe I have to to make sure I don't have cancer."
"You're not doing it! Can't they friken pop or some shit?"
"What? No!" You said laughing again. "Get off me!" You said trying to breathe.
JJ got up and you booked it to the bathroom. "Do ya'll have to get a fuming mammogram?!" You heard JJ say as you washed your hands and walked out.
"Yes JJ, we do." His mom laughed.
"What the fuck!"
"What the hell is a mammogram?" Luke asked.
"You don't wanna know." JJ said.
"I do wanna know."
"Look it up then..."
"Ok..." Luke said then looked it up. "Why is that a thing!?"
"To make sure we don't have breast cancer." JJ's mom said as you both started laughing.
"Ok but why do they have to smash your boobs!?"
"That's what I'm saying!"JJ said.
"My stomach hurts!" You laughed.
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Blue eyes
FanfictionJust a heads up I don't re-read my stories so sorry for any mistakes. I try to catch myself and I do pretty often but there will be some mistakes most likely.... You've know JohnB since you were born but you've known the Pogues since you were in 4th...
