Enchanting Delusions

...God have Mercy on my Ears

        The two demon slayers watched the yellow-haired male... Scream, scream, and scream. God, will he shut up? (y/n) groaned, this man's screeching was doing a number on her.

"Excuse me-" Kimiko began.

"PLEASE MARRY ME! I'm GOING TO DIE ANY DAY NOW!!" the dude cut her off and continued to scream.

"Can we shut him up-" (y/n) asked.

Que another scream.

"And quickly?"

The male continued to shake the poor innocent bystander. Both demon slayers watched. One seemed annoyed, the other highly concerned. A small sparrow noticed them and flew towards Tanjiro and chirped... He nodded his head in understanding as if he understood what it was saying.

"You understood that?" Kimiko asked deadpanning.

He nodded while making his way towards the boy. He picked him up "why are you making such a scene in the middle of the road?! She's clearly not interested in you."

"Fuck, so Tanjiro does hold anger within him." (Y/n) muttered under her breath, clearly interested in the drama unfolding.

"Aren't you the guy from the final selection?"

"Don't go pretending we know each other cause we don't, okay??!?!" Tanjiro yelled going sicko on this boy.

Ouch, either Tanjiro doesn't remember this dude meaning he's not memorable or this dude either mistook Tanjiro for someone else orrrrrr this dude is a douche... (Y/n) thought.

Tanjiro turned to the female as he dropped the guy on the floor. "Are you all set to head home?" Kimiko finally snapping out of confusion stepped forward checking the lady for any injury.

"Don't you interfere! That girl is madly in love with me the two of us are going to get married!" Zenitsu yelled.

"By saying she's madly in love with, I believe the correct term would just be mad at you." Kimiko corrected. Before another word could be uttered, the lady started to slap the living shit out of the boy.

The only thing (Y/n) could hear was the sound of hard slaps and screeching... The dude kind of deserves this. Before the slapping could continue, Kimiko interfered.

"I never said I loved you! And I'm already engaged!" the women turned to bow to Tanjiro and Kimiko before storming off. The man could only sob.

Turning to the male, Tanjiro made the most disgusted face that Kimiko's ever seen. It rivaled Shinobu's disgust for Giyu and that's impressive.

"Now listen here! You're the reason I missed out on being-" Kimiko knocked him out without a word and slung him over her shoulder.

"Let's get moving," Tanjiro gave a shaky nod.

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Eventually making the location. Zenitsu had long ago woken up and realizing Kimiko knocked him out, she dubbed her as a 'demon' or 'monster'... He was nearly knocked out again after that.

They arrived at the location of the supposed demon sighting. Kimiko was the first to notice the two terrified children. She slowly approached the two kids she managed (with the help of Tanjiro) to calm them down. They explained their brother was taken by a monster who lived in the house up ahead. The group now including Zenitsu as he introduced himself as approached the house only to see a body being chucked out of a window.

The body landed with a harsh thud with blood spraying out everywhere. Shielding the kids from the horrific sight, Kimiko neared the body clearly it was still breathing but barely. She swore under her breath as she held the body of the man. Tanjiro and Zenitsu stood together with a mixture of horror and fear in their expressions.

Though before the man could die a mist of pink enveloped both Kimiko and the man seemly originating from the box. Every single wound on the man closed up, looking like the injuries never happened.

Zenitsu's reaction was imidate. He screamed. "YOU'RE A MONSTER! ONLY MONSTERS CAN-" Tanjiro chopped him in the stomach cutting him off.

The man opened his eyes and looked up at his savior. "Y-your a demon slayer aren't you?" He whispered. Kimiko nodded at his claim. Before asking if he was the brother of the children. "No I am not but there are others inside."

"Understood," Kimiko said. She turned towards the two demon slayers. "You two, let us get going."

"Ehhhhhh wait whatttt?!?!"

The group entered the house, bringing inside the citizens as it was far too dangerous to leave them alone. Soon they split up in search of the demon. (Y/n) thanking any heavenly being for Zenitsu's silence. Though she soon found a new regret of staying with Kimiko...

The demon who was the controlled the house... Could also rotate the room. New weakness unlocked, being locked in a box and in a rotation room with a demon slayer...

"Shit!"

"FUCK!!!"

"BITCH!!"

"(Y/n) stop swearing! You're distracting me!"

"Ara? Distracted by me? I'm flat- SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

The room was constantly flipping. Kimiko was constantly flipping. (Y/n) was constantly on the verge of puking. Every time Kimiko would get her footing, the demon would bang his drums causing the room to flip. Finally (Y/n) kicked open the door, sadly going flying into a door. Her (e/c) eyes burned holes into the drum demon before he started to play even faster.

"MOTHER FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!"

She was saved by the endless cycle of a dude in a pig mask smacking into her. Which again caused her to land on the ground while he stood over her body.

(Y/n) smirked. "Harder daddy~"

The man stared down at her. A... Odd cackle escaped his lips before he rose his swords to strick (Y/n). But was cut off by the room rotating again.

"FUck!"

Another cackle. "THE ROOM IS SPINNING!!"

"Thanks caption obvious!"

"You two stop fighting!" Kimiko cut in, the two crackheads stared at her with a blank look (even though she couldn't see the dude's face). "Focus on killing that demon," she pointed to the drum demon.

The six eyes focused upon the drum demon who started to sweat... But the kill was stolen by Tanjiro as he sliced the demon's head off.

"Oi that was my kill!"

"Huuuuuuuuh who the hell are you?!?!?"

"Good job Tanjiro.

Taisho Secrets

-(Y/n) had to swallow down puke.

-(Y/n)'s plan was to chuck Inosuke towards the demon.

-I could not post due to my wifi being broken for like a crap ton of time then my computer broke and finally I got really busy.