Enchanting Delusions

The Switch Up

Honestly, it was just a simple outing. One between frienemies... Well (Y/n) considered Akaza a good friend, while Akaza had a major crush on found her annoying.

She was just so beautiful, easygoing, funny, and honestly, the list could go on! She- Wait! Akaza cut himself off. She's the enemy/Muzan's wife. He cannot have such feelings-

"My Akaza, you have such a stupid look on your face," (Y/n) laughed at his scrunched-up appearance. "You look consipated~"

Akaza's brow twitched annoyed. Oh, how he wanted to smite her, but his vow not to harm women rang true... Even with the Demon of Nightmares.

"Why did you drag me out here?" Akaza asked annoyed. "If you want someone to keep you company, Doum-" (Y/n) cut him off by turning away from him. Her (e/c) eyes watched the scenery ahead of her.

From the slight sway of the trees to the moonlight that cast down above her. She smiled while breathing in the fresh air. "Isn't it lovely here? Found this place maybe ten years ago. The moon is quite beautiful tonight, hm?"

Akaza looked at her suspiciously, there was no way she was actually calm. The (Y/n) she knew loved to cause chaos at every turn. Yet in the moonlight, she seemed almost heavenly.

"Er ya, it's nice I guess," he mumbled. Though the scenery was interrupted when a strange glow surrounded them. Both of their eyes snapped toward a sudden presence of a low demon.

The demon stood there twitching, his eyes darting around at every moment. His lanky limbs looked like they could be snapped in seconds... He looked like he hadn't eaten in years. Basically, he looked like a fucking twig.

"Wha-"

"The hell-"

The demon cut them both off with his crocky voice. "Ooh, wHhat aAa sUupRisE... tO kilLL a uuPPPeR mOOoNn AnnDDd ttHhe ddEmOon oOof NiiigHHhtmaArrEs... hOow llLuccCkY aM I?"

Despite the horrid voice cracks, he lifted a single shaking finger and opened his thin jaw. "bBllOOoD ddEemOn aRRt, sWapp oFFf lUuccK!"

Before any of the more powerful demons could react, they felt a tugging sensation. Almost as if something was ripped out of them and replaced with something new.

(E/c) and bright yellow eyes blinked. Their eyes came into focus on the demon still in front of them. (Y/n) stood up, making the ground break beneath her.

"What the fuckkkkkk?!" She yelped. Akaza also stood, only to completely trip onto his face. The demon laughed in glee while approaching (Y/n).

"nOooWw dIIeE!" he yelled. Only to be slightly flicked by (Y/n) and be sent flying...

Wait- I don't have an arm that's covered in lines and grossly muscular. (Y/n) though before freezing. Her eyes shifted onto Akaza, no, her body?!?! She stared blankly at her beautiful body tripping over herself... Itself?

"Uhhhh Akaza?" she asked, though her voice not coming out as her own.

"What?!" he snapped in her voice. Before also freezing in place. Both their eyes met and both came to the same conclusion.

"We switched bodies?!" both yelled.

Akaza immediately looked down to find boobs.

"Perv,"

"I-Wait! No, I'm not!" Akaza cries out, blushing immensely. (Y/n) cackled at his- Her? Response before responding.

"Can't blame you, I have great boobs. Also, a nice ass if you want to check." Akaza caught himself before checking, a bright blush covering his face (though technically not his face-).

"Where's that demon?! We have to change this back!"

(Y/n) smirked. "Naaa, I want to have some fun with this!" before she lept into the air. Leaving Akaza in the dust, who's still trying to adjust to his new body.

"Hey come back here dammit!"

She flew threw the air, adjusting was fairly easy. Though technically Akaza's body was stronger, it was not as fast nor experienced you could say.

She landed quite a distance away before immediately trying out his moves. She slammed his fist into the ground, causing everything around it to shatter. Trying out his blood demon arts was going to be more difficult though...

She heard him before she saw him. Frantic yelling and lots of destruction. Then came the blur of a white kimono she wore that day. Her body slammed into (Y/n), and her face instantly being nestled into her boobs.

"I-"

Is this what it's like having a boob pillow? Damn, I've been missing out... Screw men, I want a woman... (Y/n thought as she lay in bliss.

"Ack! I'm sorry!" Akaza stumbled off of (Y/n), again red in the face.

(Y/n) waved it off. "You know what? We should totally get some food."

Akaza blinked, just as his stomach growled. "What type of huma-"

"Let's get some udon!"