Enchanting Delusions

Wife Material and the Simp

(y/n) flaunted a beautiful umbrella that shielded her from the sun's deadly rays. Kimiko walked beside her with an unimpressed expression. They left the village about an hour ago after their 'lovely meal.

"Soooo, what now cap?" (y/n) asked.

"...Did you just call me... Cap?" the confused Kimiko asked.

"I did,"

"Well, the next step would be introducing yourself," Kimiko replied. "I am Miura Kimiko."

"Nice to meet you Kimi-chan," the demon chirped. Kimiko gave a deadpanned look at the nickname. She shook her head as (y/n) continued. "I'm (y/n)."

The female nodded as they both walked down. "Nice to officially meet you (y/n)-san,"

"Likewise,"

The two females walked down the dirt path in silence. Although not exactly in awkward silence, nor was it comfortable. For obvious reasons... A demon slayer who kills demons walking with a demon in the fucking daytime-

"So... What are we doing now?" (y/n) asked. "You sort of forcefully 'claimed' me and now we're here."

"You are a unique demon-"

"-I am fucking fabulous,"

"You are a unique demon because it would seem you don't bother attacking humans... Not to mention, your inner thoughts are more of self-loathing and ways to piss of the demon king..."

"Ehhhhhh?!?! Wait you're listening to my thoughts?!?" (y/n) shrieked. "Dude that's epic but super creepy and invasive. You could have heard of my sexual life or my kinks?!?"

Kimiko choked, her face bursting with color. "W-what NO! I-I wouldn't use my hearing like that!"

"How would I know that?" (y/n) questioned, before laughing at her expression. "But your expression is legendary."

The blue-haired female quickened her pace, keeping her red face down; unfortunately for her, her ears perfectly showed her red blush. "D-don't say such things!"

(Y/n) let out a loud chuckle as she chased after the embarrassed demon slayer.

"MISSION! MISSION! MISSION! RUMORS OF DEMONS!"

"So back in Tokyo," (y/n) mused, before she turned to look at Kimiko... Kimiko looked fine on the outside but visibly stiff and uncomfortable. "Have you ever visited Tokyo, Kimi-chan?"

"I have not... Admittedly it's quite overwhelming" Kimiko muttered as her eyes dart between the multiple different people.

"I know a great food cart that most people love," (y/n) took Kimiko by her wrist and dragged her away. "You know, me dragging you away reminds me of when you dragged me by my wrist, guess the tables have turned."

They soon arrived in front of an udon cart... What was strange was the broken bowl on the ground and the demon girl who wore a bamboo muzzle.

"Huh?" (y/n) said as she approached the demon girl, who turned her head to look at the (h/c) haired female. Both just blankly stared at each other.

Until they heard a scream. Kimiko and (y/n) looked at each other before bolting towards the scream. Both of them saw a newly turned demon and a boy holding down said demon. Kimiko immediately went to assist the demon slayer while (y/n)'s eyes locked eyes with plum red eyes. She narrowed her eyes as Muzan glared at her before turning around and leaving with his 'wife' and 'child'.

(Y/n) turned towards the two demon slayers as police approached them holding out their batons. Before they could cause any harm, a familiar blood demon art came into effect. Beautiful illusionary flowers cut off the police and surround Kimiko, (y/n) and the unknown male.

"You still use the term "person" to refer to even a transformed demon. And you're trying to save him." Tamayo said softly while Yushiro stood behind her with his arms crossed, his usual annoyed expression plastered over his face.

"But why? Your... Scent tells me" the boy stuttered as his eyes glanced between Tamaya, Yushiro, and (y/n).

"I am a demon, but I am also a doctor," Tamayo repied. "And I wish to annihilate that man, Kibutsji."

(y/n) nodded along with what they said. "Hey, Tamaya! Your favorite bitch it back!"

In a dimly lit alleyway, the king of demons stood over the two corpsed he just murdered. His eyes shaking with both fear and fury.

He snapped his fingers, within seconds three demons appeared.

"Bring me the head of the demon slayer who wears hanafuda-like earings," he snarled. "And bring me the demon with (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes."

He briefly paused before his red eyes looked back at the three demons. "Understood?"

"As you wish," they all replied.

As the three demons disappeared, Muzan was left mulling over the demon slayer that came so close to killing him.

As well as a certain demon who he cherished, yet it would seem she forgot what she exactly meant to him.

Taisho Secrets

-Yushiro had a small crush on (y/n), that crush vanished after seeing (y/n)'s personality.

-(Y/n)'s favorite food to eat to udon noodles from a certain noodle cart.

-(Y/n) has accidentally kissed Tamayo... There was some tension between (y/n) and Yushiro after that.

-(Y/n) has run over Douma with a train.