Enchanting Delusions

Why is Everything so Kinky?

After a few months of living with Shinazugawa, (Y/n) could proudly say he tolerates her. In fact, you could say he likes her (not that Shinazugawa could ever agree). (Y/n) was rarely sent out on missions with Kimiko, as she had no personal connection with her. So she either spent her days annoying Shinazugawa at his estate or annoying other Hashiras who babysat her.

The other hashira were interesting, some were loud and others extraordinarily awkward. Gyomei, the stone Hashira mainly muttered and cried about praying for her soul. Any sexual joke she had, she received a chop to the head... which was often. Mitsuri, the love Hashira mainly gushed about how pretty she was and blushed at (Y/n)'s vulgar remarks. In (Y/n)'s opinion, Mitsuri was great! Meanwhile with the mist Hashira, Muichiro... It was more like (Y/n) was babysitting him, while he made rude comments about her.

Shinobu was an interesting case. She was polite to (Y/n) but always seemed annoyed by her antics. Giyu was friendly and even enjoyed spending time with (Y/n). She just had to make sure to keep up the conversation, or it would ultimately fall silent. Obanai the serpent Hashira absolutely hated her guts. No question about it. Though... It would seem he hates her the smallest amount less after she helped him pick out a gift for Mitsuri... HA SIMP!

The recovery of Tanjiro and the others was slow but after a couple of months, they were up and about. Finally, after all this time, Kimiko was ordered to accompany Rengoku on his mission. She would be joined by Tanjiro, Nezuko, Zenitsu, and Inosuke. Which also naturally included (Y/n). Though she was definitely ready to get out, she was slightly worried concerned. Due to her being with the demon slayers... She has not been able to drink any blood. So she was naturally weaker than she was.

But hey, what's the worse that could happen?

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Kimiko walked through the busy train station with confidence. Her weapon was concealed and the box was strapped tightly. The occupant in the box was less comfortable though. A shit ton of tape was plastered to her mouth. Preventing her creative commentary. As... Carrying a being that appears to be a child in a box... Is not a good look.

While the boys trailed behind Kimiko, Tanjiro was in wonder, Inosuke was attempting to fight the train, and Zenitsu was given babysitting duty. After all, watching over (Y/n) was a lot more difficult.

Kimiko entered the train before the boys, passing through each compartment before stopping in one. There were few passengers that stood out, though a few children seemed quite fidgety and tired. Though before Kimiko could say anything a loud voice interrupted her. The voice could be heard saying 'umai!', and on closer inspection, a fiery head of hair could be seen. Looking like a burning flame and matching the intensity, was the Flame Hashira.

Kimiko approached the man who was rapidly eating a shit ton of bento boxes. Though she stood next to him... He seemed to not notice her.

Kimiko cleared her throat... Still nothing.

"Um, sir? Kimiko asked. The man turned a massive smile on his face. His mouth moved to respond.

"Umai!" Silence. (Y/n) who has been silently fuming at her current muteness has officially found her favourite Hashira.

Kimiko sweat dropped. "Rengoku, I am one of the demon slayers assigned to assist you on your mission." The man nodded before promptly patting the seat next to him.

"Come, sit down!" Everyone around them cringed at the loud voice. Rengoku did not seem to notice.

The train started to move... Which was odd because the boys had not appeared... "Those idiots missed the train, didn't they." The blue-haired demon slayer groaned. But like the Gods to prove her wrong, the boys entered a minute later.