Request made by strange_girl97! Thanks so much for your request! This is a really short kinda shitty chapter so sorry but I've been trying to get all these stories done.
"How come you guys don't believe me?!" Louis cried.
"Because, Lou. It's impossible. Now, go get your ass into a treadmill or something and get rid of that fat," Zayn spat.
"It's not fat! It's a baby! I don't know what else to show you. I've shown you an ultrasound, actually two, you've felt it move, and I showed you pregnancy tests. What will it take to prove to you that I am pregnant, not fat?" He said, trying not to cry. "I can't go on the treadmill or whatever because it hurt the baby!"
"Stop whining and start exercising," Liam interrupted.
"Oh never mind you guys. I would be saying a lot worse language but the baby can hear me so if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to leave because I can't stand your rude-" he stopped and grabbed his belly. He hissed in pain. "Ouch."
"What's up with you now?" Harry sassed.
"The baby's coming." Water came rushing out of him.
"Why did ye just piss on the floor, Louis?" Niall asked, disgusted.
"It's not pee. My water just broke."
"Oh good cover," Zayn said.
"Why can't you idiots come help me?!" He yelled.
"Because you're being ridiculous. Boys can't have babies," Harry said.
"Will you at least help me to the couch?" He whispered.
"Fine." Zayn grabbed one arm while Harry grabbed the other. Niall and Liam just watched. Louis laid down in the couch. "Okay let's see what all this ridiculous hub bub is about."
Zayn pulled down Louis' trousers to reveal the baby's head already out. Louis screamed in pain. "What the fuck is coming out of your ass?" Zayn asked.
"It's a baby you cunt!" He shouted. "Oh never mind you guys. I'll do this myself."
He put his hands in the baby's head. He pushed. He sat all the way up as the baby slipped into his arms. The boys watched in astonishment. Louis pulled the baby up to his chest. He hugged HER close.
"L-Louis? What? How? What the...." The boys all said.
"Believe me now?" Louis asked through gritted teeth.
"Y-yeah," they all said. "How is that possible?"
"I don't know but you're the father, Zayn," Louis said, pointing to an astonished Zayn.
"Me?" He asked.
"Yep."
"How?"
"I think you know, Z."
"Bu- okay...."
"Congrats, daddy."
"And to you too, daddy."
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Allison Janine Malik
March 22nd, 2015
7:21 am
7lbs, 13oz
