1.What happens when the Silver Surfer teams up with Iron Man? They become alloys.
2. Who always watches over Thor? Thor's Asgardian angel.
3. What did Iron Man say to Ant-man? He said, "stop bugging me".
4. What is Thor's favorite food? It's Thor-tillas.
5. When Captain America was younger, what did people call him? They called him Lieutenant America.
6. What do you get if you cross a potato and a superhero? Spuderman.
7. What would you get if you cross a superhero with an apple? Cider-Man.
8. Which superhero would win a singing competition? The Captain American Idol.
9. Why didn't Iron Man like his new assistant? Because he wasn't Happy.
10. What does Iron Man cook with? He cooks with Pepper's pots.
11. What does Iron man eat every day for breakfast? He eats iron bran.
12. What's the difference between Aluminum Man and Iron Man? While Iron Man stops the villains, Aluminum Man foils their plans.
13. What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn't speak to anyone? The Incredible Sulk.
14. Where's Spider-Man's home page? It's on the web.
15. Which superhero has the neatest clothes? The Iron-ing Man.
16. Which superhero visits the dentist the most? The Plaque Panther.
17. What is Spiderman's day job? He is a web designer.
18. What brand of rice does Spider-Man eat? Uncle Ben's.
19. What is Spiderman's favorite day? Flyday.
20. What is Dr. Strange's cousin's name who can't do magic? He's Doctor Normal.
21. Why is Spiderman a really good baseball player? Because he's the best at catching flies.
22. What did Ant Man name his band? Avengers Ensemble.
23. How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around? They ride the Buzz.
24. How does Ant Man keep his suit wrinkle free? With help from Iron Man.
25. What is Ant Man's most favorite party game? The sc-avenger hunt.
26. Why doesn't Ant Man like to play video games? Because he lost to Ultron way too many times.
27. Why wasn't Thor able to find his brother? It's because he couldn't Lokite him.
28. Why did Thor avoid his brother? Because he Odin money.
29. Which superhero likes spending a lot of time in the sun? Cap-tan America.
30. What month of the year is Doc Ock's favorite? Ock-tober.
31. What's the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk? It's Chawkeye.
32. Why didn't marvel put advertisements on Hulk? Well, he's essentially the giant banner.
33. If Thanos, Iron Man and Hulk created a group chat, what would it be called? Snapchat.
34. What do people call Mark Ruffalo on set when he's in a bad mood? Mark Rough Fellow.
35. Why did they ban Hulk from the Honda dealership? Because he threw a Fit.
36. Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman? It's because Iron Man doesn't Bruce easily.
