I'm back...and I'm here to open up about something that's been bothering me for....a very long time.
What is THIS?!
Hmm?!
What is thaaaattt? And why is he still hot with the nasty worm wrapped around him? Like....I'm offended by how hot he is. It should be considered a war crime.
Like I've never been a Dilf person but he made me one. Wtf?
And then there are people with the AUDACITY to cosplay him! Like....they need to stop 'cause they got me damn near ready to act up 🥲
Okay then...thank-you for tuning in to my Ted talk. I hope you've all been well.