Reborn for the 30th Time [MxMxMxMxM]

003

"It all began during your vacation. I was watching some human TV in my bedroom. The human reporter announced that a strange portal opened in the human world. I then realized that it was a gateway to Hell! I was so shocked that God's seal had finally broken! I was confused as to why my subordinates didn't tell me that the gateway was open but they told me even they didn't know which was suspicious."

"So what did I do when I found out God's seal to the underworld shattered? I ordered my demon army to go through the gateway to conquer Earth. As a result, demons and monsters of all kinds roamed the earth. The humans were too weak to fight back from us demons. Human souls were vulnerable to demons as some had greedy and evil desires. This caused many demons to have the ability to take control of some humans and corrupt their souls."

"Of course you did darling," Lucifer said with amusement.

I twisted my head backwards and pinched his cheeks. Lucifer winced in pain but I ignored it.

"Hey! If you were bored like me, you would do the same!" I exclaimed.

Lucifer chuckled and said curiously, "Yeah, I would. What was I doing all that time when you went out to conquer Earth?"

I glared at him.

"During my previous 28 lives, you were still on your 2,000 year vacation! When I called, a maid answered and said you were in an eternal slumber! Like what the heck Lucifer, I knew you were lazy but jeez, you didn't have to put yourself in an eternal slumber. You could only be awoken if I had sex with you but I had no time to do that because I was in the middle of a goddamn war! Plus, when I went to check on you, you had a smug expression on your face when you were sleeping! I left you there to sleep because I knew what you wanted, you horny beast!"

"However, on my 29th life, I said fuck it and I had sex with you. You woke up and helped me with the war during my 29th life. In this life, I was reborn 1 year before you decided to sleep so I was able to call you when you were awake. Plus the gateway of Hell will open in about a month."

I nestled into his chest and continued, "Anyways, when God and his Angels saw this destruction, he sent his strongest and most loyal Angels down from Heaven to Earth to kill and/or send the Demons back to the underworld. It was not as easy as God thought it would be as Demons had strong magic and were higher in numbers. So God granted some humans magic abilities to help defeat the Demons. Humans had the magic ability to use fire, water, earth, air, lightning, teleportation, and even Holy magic. There was more magic than they could use, but I could not be bothered to remember."

"The rarest ability God granted Humans was Holy magic. Holy magic could heal any illness or injury, even being able to bring someone back from the dead if their soul was pure enough. Furthermore, those with Holy magic could purge evil souls meaning they could expel them back to Hell."