This is an epic Pokemon battle. Be afraid. Oh, what the fuck, that isn't a Pokemon!
WILD POKEMON ENCOUNTER:
You: DUN DUN DUN DUN LOOK IT'S AN EMINEM! THAT SHIT'S FUCKING RARE! Go Justin Bieber!
Justin Bieber: Pika pika!
You: I want me some of that Eminem. SO DON'T FUCKING DIE THIS TIME, OKAY, JB?
Justin Bieber: Pika.
You: Good. Use Fire Blast!
Justin Bieber: *incredulous look* Pika...?
You: USE IT YOU FUCKTARD!
(While You yell at your Pikachu, Eminem advances)
Eminem: *uses I Rap Like A White Boy on Justin Bieber* Meow meow meow meow meow meow. (It's super effective!)
Justin Bieber: *staggers*
You: Kill it, JB!
Justin Bieber: *determined face* PIKA! *uses Baby Baby Baby Oh on Eminem* (It's super effective!)
Eminem: *starts crying*
You: *throws PokeBall*
Eminem: *gets hit in the head with it*
You: Dammit! That was my last ball.
Justin Bieber: Pika! *starts humping Eminem*
You: EW, GAY POKEMON, WTF! I DISOWN YOU! *runs away*
Justin Bieber: Finally, that bitch is gone... now it's just me and you, Emmy.
Eminem: Yeah... me and you.
You can imagine what happens next. This is dedicated to evebunnyxc.
