MLB react to the future and a few AU's

Funny Adrien 🤓

Hey, ya'll, I always imagine Adrien with Doja Cat's personality because I don't know, Chat Noir, Doja Cat, both are related to cats. You get it... I think. If you don't, then too bad. On with the story!

Mika turned on the screen and looked at the audience, "Alright shut up and pay attention to me!" she yelled, everyone quiets down and looked at Mika, "Again we're looking at the future, so let's go! Also no questions please." (poor Mika, she can't handle all the questions 😔). 

The screen turned on to see a 19-year-old Adrien on a live 

"Oh look it's Adrien!" Rose yelled while pointing at the screen, "We have eyes, Rose!" Chole said sarcastically. "Why are all these AU's about me?"  Adrien thought while looking at the screen (Because you are my favorite character 🙃, but don't worry it's not going to be all about you. I still got some exposure to do, wink* to the people who know who I'm talking about 😏)

"So I was like "I'm  gay."

"What!! Adrien can not be gay!! He's straight, he has to be straight!! It's probably a joke... right, but what if it's not a joke!! I can not let this happen!!  (God damn girl calm down 😅) Marinette thought with a panic look on her face, Alya looked at her and asked if she was alright, "Yeah yeah, I'm fine." (No the fuck you're not) 

"And then I went "Oh oops sorry, I meant Happy Birthday, I meant to say Happy Birthday."

"Whew, I knew my sweet Adrien wasn't gay." (Girl you just don't know 🙃)

Next, you see Adrien wearing a peach crown 

" Dude why the fuck are you wearing a peach crown?" Nino asked looking at Adrien, "I don't know, ask future me!" Adrien said.

"I may be a princess, yes. But I'm the queen of my fucking business, I'm the manager. Who tf are you, exactly sit the fuck down.... stinky ass." (Literally Adrien towards Nino a few seconds ago) 

"Why do I want future Adrien to become my therapist," Alix said, some people in the audience nodded in agreement.

You can see Adrien with beads in his hair, and swinging it around. It ended up going around his neck, he then turned around, "It's a scarf."

"So ironic." Luka chuckled

"I like the word tits, tits are nice, tits are great. Tits are............necessary."

"I never knew I needed this in my life," Alya said

"Listen stop, I'm gonna fuck you ." 

"I hope he fucks me 🤤."  Marinette thought (And I thought it wouldn't get any worse 🤢, hold on guys I need to throw up 🤮)

Back to Adrien with the beads in his hair, he unwrapped the hair, "No it's not, it's hair. Wait.", he then turned around and swung his hair around his hair again. "It's a weapon.", then swinging his hair again, "No it's not, it's a bowtie. That shit tangle as fuck *laughing noise 🤓*"

(Skip a few, or one 🤔)

"I'm a terrible mother," Adrien said while laughing, you could see a cat laying on the floor.

"What happened to the cat!?" Rose said all concerned, "I've been replaced 😔." Plagg thought (Poor Plagg 😔)

"What? I give my kids weed and th-that's just how I do, it's how I get on about my day. I do what I got to do, Alex fucked this shit up."

"You did what!!!" Everyone yelled, "Calm down, it's catnip." Mika said, then everyone calmed down.

Alright getting tired, it's 2:11. Going to finish this later on, anyways I want to say sorry that I wasn't updating in a while. Happy holiday's loves, bye 😘