Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
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Random jokes n other things!
HumorJust something I threw together of some funny things I found n the internet XD XD
