Random jokes n other things!

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Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice

Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A:Because he was looking for Pooh

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A: Ate something

If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
Three feet of my cock up your ass.