Ben: did you know that your life does not depend on calculating the number of gifts under the tree? you can enjoy opening your presents without having to know the mass and volume of each one!
Erica: nobody wants to eat cookies shaped like guns or Chinese throwing stars on Christmas. they want gingerbread men and snowflakes! and where the hell did you even get those cookie cutters?!
Trixie: are you serious? you spent so much time finding gifts for Mike that you forgot to get gifts for anyone else?! wow.
Mike: maybe if you stopped kissing Trixie for a second you could unwrap the gifts she spent so much time buying you??? you know, just a suggestion.
Catherine: please stop arguing with Alexander about which country Christmas is more beautiful in! there is snow and lights in Britain and America!
Alexander: MR. WIGGLEBOTTOM DOES NOT LIKE THE CAT SWEATER YOU KNITTED FOR HIM! IT HAS ONE TOO MANY TAIL HOLES! GOD! GET OVER IT!
Joshua: please stop buying Erica variety packs of bikinis. She is not going to wear them.
Murray: THE BACON ON THE TREE IS A GLASS ORNAMENT! DO. NOT. EAT. IT!!!
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The Amazing Spy School Oneshots
Fanfictionlots of good spy school mini stories! :) Main goal is to be funny, but there will be a lot of Berica too!
