The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ]

01 📞 annoying meets the savage

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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"Hello?"

"Uhm.. Hey?"

"Wait... You don't sound like my mother"

"Unless I was miraculously aged a trillion times and somehow birthed a daughter I never know even if I'm a male, then yeah, I'm not your mother"

"Then who are you?"

"A perfectly capable killer"

"I'm serious"

"No.. You're not"

"That's not what I'm asking"

"I'm good at finding little girls to chop them fresh.. hehe"

"For your information, killers wasn't obvious to their plans"

"And how do you know that?"

"For someone of my young age, I watched a lot of documentaries and psychopaths were smart, charming and not working in the open. If you're one, I can guarantee you that putting it in a body bag head first and more than six deep first, the dogs can't smell -"

"What the -"

"So, who can kill more between the two of us? This girl can!"

"Who's super annoying? This girl is!"

"Excuse me, killer wannabe who called me, I'm annoying, so what? But what's your name?"

"I'm probably the most gorgeously tall and handsome person to ever exist in your fantasy"

"I don't think you can pass off as the second Ted Bundy"

"I don't think you're big enough to run from a real killer"

"What did you -"

"I won that one, annoying girl. Now let me rest in peace, will ya?"

"Okay.. hang up"

"No, you called first"

"No, you hang up"

"You do it"

"I hate you"

"The feeling is mutual"

"Who are you?"

"An alien"

"Tch.. Bye. Don't you ever call me again!"

"My pleasure"

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a/n : something is telling me i'm going to enjoy writing this story like i did with sunoo's.

so who comes from that book?