The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ]

25 📞 chaotic love for alex

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

Bold with italic - Alex

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"Hey, Riki Sushi, I have a bad news!"

"You finally died?"

"Alex wants to meet you"

"Really? Why?"

"He says you sound like an interesting person but upon seeing that downloaded fancam in YT, oh god, he's now dancing to Tamed-Dashed"

"Cute"

"No, not cute. He's just trying. He looks like a mini gramps who can't move all his joints and he.. he now wants us to buy him that wretched ball"

"Rugby ball?"

"Yes, at least the one you can buy in a department store for kids.. But help, he is now joining me in watching some contents from your group"

"Isn't that a good thing? He can relate to you?"

"A good thing? A good thing?! My mom isn't letting him use our computer or phone, so that he'll not be too dependent on radiation but why mine? He's stealing my phone just to watch you all!"

"Chill, at least I can say to my hyungs we've earned ourselves a little Engene"

"God, make it stop! Not support it instead and wanna know who's his favorite?"

"I know it's me"

"Yes, it's you! When I said that you'll be my husband, he practically stated in my face that I don't deserve you"

"Maybe he's right"

[ insert an exaggerated gasp ] "You.. you.. you actually agree with him?"

"That I did. What is he doing now?"

[ another dramatic gasp ] "You asked about him first before me.. We've known each other before him"

"But he sounds so cool for a little boy. Like me. So, what is he doing right now?"

"You won't believe it"

"What did you do to him?"

"I didn't do anything"

"And why should I believe you?"

"Alright.. What is he doing right now is.. [ shouting from a kid somewhere ] oh shit, he found me now!"

"Wait.. Are you telling me that all this time you're hiding from him?"

"He'd been wanting to talk to you and no, no, no! I won't let him steal my light in front of you!"

"Does he know I'm Ni-ki of Enhypen?"

"Not reall - [ sounds of something falling into the floor ] Alex, get off of me! This phone is not yours!"

"I want to talk to him!"

[ some sort of sounds like two siblings wrestling for the phone ]

"Mom, Alex is at it again!"

"This is going to be so fun"

"Don't speak, Ni-ki!"

[ insert a startled scream ]

"Ni-ki? As in Ni-ki of Enhypen?"

"I said get off of me, Alex! You're suffocating me!"

[ insert a wrestling sounds from Y/N and Alex ]

"Hey, hey! DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO HIM!"

"If this is really Ni-ki, I'm going to say I love you! Don't love my sister, she's a.. [ running footsteps and a following scream for his name ] a monster!"

"Alex!"

"So tell me, Alex, what's your sister look like?"

[ insert some door slamming and was being knocked on repeatedly ]

"She's ugly. You better go with someone else prettier and much, much good to her brother"

"What do you think I should do to her then?"

"Alex! Open this damn door or that coming rugby ball will fly to the neighbor's yard!"

"She's no good for you, so I think you should just talk to me from now on"

"I see - [ was cut off by a door opening and Alex screaming ] I - what?"

"Bye Ni-ki! I'm going to find some stick and spank him mercilessly.. Ha ha ha!"

"I hate you! I hate you, you monster!"

"Oh, I know, Alex. I know"

[ beeps ]

"Wow.. Should I meet them? I want to meet this kid"