The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ]

12 📞 flirting skills

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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"Hello?"

"What's up?"

"Are you busy right now? Or I can make you jealous over my blueberry muffin ice cream right now?"

"Aren't you supposed to be in your classes or something?"

"I'm on a break time"

"And then?"

"And then I decided to call you"

"And decided to bother me is the correction"

"No, the correction is me ready to inform you what goes on in my school day"

"I don't really care"

"I'm going to amaze you with my flirting skills"

"What skills?"

"It's how I get all the boys's attention"

"Please, it's probably how you repel boys. How many boyfriends have you even had?"

"Does the ones from my elementary days counts where we dated by exchanging ring lollipops as gifts and then it ends once it's all eaten up?"

"Ugh, not really"

"Then I'ver never had a boyfriend.. But why is that? Are you volunteering yourself?"

"Seriously? Myself? What do you mean by that?"

"Relax, I know you don't want us to be fast but slowly... falling in love. But to be honest, I've had boys who liked me at some point, but I never reciprocate their feelings"

"Wait, they liked you? What kind of weird reality we lived in, huh?"

"Ha ha.. Very funny. I know you'll grow to like me soon enough"

"Your ego really astounds me. We never even see each other for me to like you"

"What about you? How many girlfriends have you had? I bet they all flock up and lined up at every opportunity. I don't know. I have a feeling you're handsome as hell"

"Oh no, I've never had a girlfriend"

"Oh, really?"

"Did you really think I was one of those boys crazy about girls? I haven't even had my first kiss yet!"

"How come?"

"I'm busy with something else that I love doing since I'm a kid. I have no time for such things. Besides, love can always wait"

"But Riki?"

"Yes?"

"Back to the point, you'll succumb to me one day. What if I become your first love, huh? Wouldn't that be amazing?"

"I'll tell you where to shove that flirting skills and it's in your butthole"

"What was that?"

"Just a daily reminder that I hate you"

"Aww, I hate you too. Isn't it great that our love language is hating each other?"

"Tch"

[ beeps ]

"I need to ask my sister about this.. What it feels like to have a crush"