The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ]

47 📞 he said it back

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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"Riki Sushiiiiiiii!"

"Buttfaceeeee"

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"What?"

"Seriously?"

"You're meant to be guessing.. Not just saying what"

"You got a new body bag?"

"No, and I could only wished to do that"

"You gave birth to a poop?"

"What the fuck?"

"Okay, but how I can guess anything if you're so unpredictable as the weather? Ooh, wait.. Did you finally get a boyfriend? Congrats!"

"Oh my god, Congratulations as well for getting a girlfriend such as me. I'm so happy! We should set up a date!"

"Tell me the real answer!"

"Why are we screaming again?"

"Because you're so desperate for me!"

"Just ask me to be your girlfriend, come on!"

"No way!"

"Nishimura Riki, will you be my boyfriend forever and ever and ever and ever?"

"Not this again!"

"What I wanted to tell you is that I got an A in math class and my parents will buy me a new phone!"

"Oh, that's so amazing. I don't think you have it in you to have a brain!"

"Thank you!"

"I thought you were going to say that you hate me. You know, being faithful to the unspoken law!"

"I hate you!"

"I hate you more!"

"I love you most!"

"I need to go and do something now!"

"Wait, what?"

"Sayonara, my love!"

"Don't you dare hang up on me after you said that -"

[ beeps ]

"Nishimura Riki, I can't believe you!"