The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ]

48 📞 cringy pick up lines

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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"Before you start screaming at me for -"

"NISHIMURA RIKI, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF A PRETTY HUMAN BEING!"

"- for hanging up on you -"

"SERIOUSLY, WHY THE HELL DID YOU HANG UP -"

"WILL YOU JUST LET ME FINISH ME?!"

"Uh oh, sorry, go ahead, Angry Sushi"

"Thank you"

"Just know that I love you, Sushi despite of that crime"

"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted -"

"Hey, why don't you go to Olympic Park?"

"Ugh, why?"

"Because -"

"Because what?"

"You'll see, Sushi. Wow, it kinds rhymes. See, Sushi?"

"Ugh, the things I do for you. I can't believe I've put up with your sillines for so long"

"Of course you will do things for the girl you love! I'm gloriously fabulous as Loki, my voice as luxurious as Tony Stark and I'm a patriotic citizen as Captain America, hot as Natasha Romanoff and as smart as Bruce Banner! What's not to love about me?"

"Are you done?"

"I have the power of original Avengers behind me! Oh, I forgot the thunder feels I can give you for being like Thor because whenever I see you, there's sparks everywhere"

"I hate you so much"

"I swear it's impossible to make you admit that you love me.. Wink wink.. God, I sound so silly"

"Yes, and I'd like to keep it that way"

"Not for long, Riki Sushi, not for long.. Wink wink -"

[ beeps ]

"She sounded so irritatingly funny.. and it's cute"

[ caught by Sunghoon passing by ]

"You look like a crazy monkey"

"She said that to me before.."

"And what does that mean?"

"I don't know, hyung. I don't know what I'm feeling"

"You're just a boy who is pitifully inlove and I'm just a pitiful witness to everything"