My Love to Infinity

Kokabel Arc: Church and Battle

So long story short, there will be timeskips and such. Apologies. Anyways, I hope you all have a good one! Enjoy the Chapter!
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Actions: Slaps
Sacred Gear/Spells/Powers/Noble Phantasms/Aria or Chants: [{UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS}]
Thoughts/Servant Talking in Spirit Form: "Nope! He who runs away and doesn't fight, runs away first!"
Speaking: "Tiny Frightening Child!?" (A/n: Props to you if you get this reference!)
Ddraig | Albion: [BOOST] | {DIVIDE}
Cú Chulainn: [(EMPOWER)]
Great Red/Kuroko's Berserker Voice/When Kuroko is Mad: "Time to Die..."
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Kuro POV:
I hear a loud knock from the door as I get up from the tangled mess that was Ophis' and my sleeping position. We move around a lot when we sleep...

Knock-Knock

Kuro: "I'm coming!"

Knock-Knock-Knock

"I'm coming damnit!"

Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock

"GIVE ME A DAMN MOMENT! I'M CHANGING FOR FUCK SAKE!"

KnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKncok

"FUCKKKKK!"

Opening the door I calmly greet the pests.

Kuro: "What do you want!?" I 'calmly' ask.

???: "Hello Kuro, how are you doing this fine day?"

Oh... its Rias, fuckdamnit... I just wanted a calm day to relax.

Kuro: "Well? What do you want? I was kinda busy cuddling with my wife..."

She looks slightly embarrassed as she chuckles. How dare she laugh, cuddling is a very serious matter!

Rias: "Well... I have a meeting with some Church Representatives and I would like it if you could attend? Please?" She asks as she shuffles nervously.

Kuro: "...... Fine, let me grab Ophis and I'll be there. Don't do anything stupid..."

I walk back inside and grab Ophis from the bed after I get dressed. Creating a portal I jump though and appear in between a bluenette with a sword and a blond nun.... why can't I just have a normal life? Thinking quickly, I grab Ophis off my back and grab the blade, stopping it from hurting either of us. Even if it would do nothing.

Kuro: "My, My, what's this? I thought I told you to not do anything stupid little Rias. So, why was I greeted with a sword to the face?"

Rias: "Ah... heh, well you see... I uh... well..." she stutters.

????: "I was about to eliminate this excommunicated nun. And who are you? Are you also a devil?"

Kuro: "Me? A devil? HAHAHA! That's a damn good joke. I'm just a plain old Human."

???2: "Then why are you with these Devils?" They ask with narrowed eyes and sword at the ready.

Kuro: "You best put that toothpick down, I don't think you would want any harm to come to you." I drawl as I change my eyes to my Eternal Mangekyou, "Unless...Hahahahaha! Now tell me little girl... Do you want to dance?"

???2: "Wha-My name is Xenovia! Not little girl! And what do you mean by dance!?"

Kuro: "Oh my bad! I meant fight! Haha!"

Kiba: "Hn, a fight? I suppose I'll join and show you just how outmatched you truly are..." I hear him snarl out. Hm... since when did pretty boy get angry?

Rias: "W-Wait! If your going to fight do it outside! I don't want my building wrecked!" Rias pushes us all out the door somehow... The girl is stupidly strong at the wrong times...

Kuro: "Yeah yeah, calm your oversized tits. Ne ne, Rias, how much should I hold back? I want to make this interesting." Pulling her into a two-person huddle we discuss.

Rias: "Well, how about you only use those two spears you showed me before? Gay Bulge? And none of those super moves or whatever they are called, I enjoy the grassy view, thank you very much!"

Kuro: "Pfft! Hahahaha! Little Rias! It's Gáe Bulg. Alright then, anything for my Little Sis." I say as I ruffle her hair, causing her to pout.

Walking to the middle of the Courtyard and standing next to Kiba I ask him what the plan is.

Kiba: "Simple, you take the Blue haired girl and I'll take the other. Therefore, I'll ask you this... Can you keep up with me?" He jokes as he elbows my side.

Rias: "On my count! 3!... 2!... 1!..."

Kuro: "Keh hahahahaha! Of course Kiba, but you forgot one thing..."

Rias: "Begin!" She starts the fight as I start to summon my chosen weapons.

Kiba: "And what might that be, Shishou?"

Kuro: "It's not 'Can you keep up with me?'" Blue flames erupt from my left hand shocking the two exorcists. The blue flames slowly form into a semi-solid shape reminiscent of a spear. The flames take on a crimson tint as they become more and more tangible. With a burst of mana, the legendary spear of Cú Chulainn appears in my hand, "It's 'YOU KEEP UP WITH ME!'" I shout as I launch myself at Xenovia creating a crater in the ground where I last stood.

Kiba: "Hm, it appears so Shishou!" He yells as he summons his versions of The Married Blades. Heh, taking after his teacher eh? I'm flattered.

The blue haired exorcist and I clash weapons and I'm surprised to see her sword holding under the power I used, even if I'm holding back an unimaginable amount.

A/N: it's basically the fight between Cu and Saber in the Emiya Residence, up until Lancer uses the Gáe Bulg's ability.)

Kuro: "Heh! Impressive, truly awe inspiring. To be able to hold your own against me at my weakest level! Now then, since my Student over there has finished his battle successfully, I'd say it's time for me to do the same. Apologies in advance Little Rias! You better activate that barrier I showed you! I'm just way to excited to stop now!" I say as I jump back a fair ways from the Exorcist. With a malicious and bloodthirsty grin, inhuman amounts of Blood Lust erupts from both the spear and I. Xenovia is frozen in shock and fear while the rest are just used to it by now. Staying low to the ground I launch myself towards her but stop halfway to jump into the air. Pulling my arm back, and with a shout, I throw the spear directly at her, "GÁE BULG!!"

(A/N: Up until it hits Rho Aias.)

Rias: "Everyone behind me! RHO AIAS!!" She casts the shield just in time, as chunks of soil impact the pink Shield.

As the dust settles, a defeated Xenovia lays at the bottom of a crater, clothes ripped skin burnt and a red spear is coming out of her shoulder.

Kuro: "Your lucky I didn't aim for your heart, I'm too tired currently to end up starting a war..." I state as I hold my hand out and Gáe Bulg flies back into it before disappearing into blue motes of light, "Asia, can you please heal her?"

I take a quick look at the damage before waving my hand as everything goes back to how it was previously. Walking over to Ophis, I sit down on the ground and placer her on my lap before falling asleep. Kiba follows suit and just lays down to cloud watch... shrugging her shoulders and seeing how nothing was truly wrecked, Rias follows suit. Everyone else except the two Exorcists do the same.

End!
Thats it... I was bored and decided to shot another chapter out. Not the best I've made but not the worst. I'll probably go through later and fix any mistakes, so have a great day/night!