(One shot's)Stupidity in spidey

Valentine's Day

Peter was on his school,today was Valentine's Day.Love's in the air !! And as always,there was different activities to do on this day,one of them was getting married in front of the whole school.

A lot of couples were doing that,and it was kinda funny to see but he would never do it ,I mean,he's too shy to do such a thing like that is ,even if it's a fake wedding ,you're doing it in front of everyone.

He and Ned were taking pictures of each moment for the school newspaper.
At the same time they were dressed as cupidos.

"Dude,ya think Betty wants to go out with me?"Ned said nervously.

" 'Course she'll want to "

"What if she says no ? I mean,I'm not handsome and she's so pretty and I'm sure she-"

Peter interrupted him"Dude,calm down,you'll never know what she'll say if you never ask her " Ned gave Peter a wide grin before going to where Betty was.

But before he could return to his "job",a loud boom was heard outside the gym door.Only to revealed a boy wearing a Barney costume.

"SUP,FOLKS !?!YOUR DADDY IS HERE !!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK,WADE ?!!"

Wade knelt on the ground and pulled a ring out of his pocket,a candy ring,and said "Petey-pie would you marry me ?" Tears ran down Peter's cheeks,he was about to say 'yes' when... "WADE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" A voice echoed in the room."DON'T YOU DARE EVEN TOUCH HIM" Tony Stark was standing in the doorway.

Wade immediately lift Peter up,carrying him in front of everyone.
"WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT!!" The merc yelled.
And with this ,they left the room jumping out the window.

"Now baby boy,we can get married in Las Vegas.You on a sexy Stitch costume and me on a pinky pie one "

"WADE WE'RE LITERALLY FALLING OFF A FUCKING BUILDING!! "

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Peter woke up with a headache,he had such a weird dream.luckily that's all it was,just a dream.

Peter slept on but what he didn't know was that a Wade in a my little pony suit was swimming in a pool in Las Vegas.