Miles Morales was sitting on the rooftop of some random house.He was supposed to wait for Peter so they could go on patrol,but it was taking longer than usual.
He then saw a man on a black and red suit approaching him.That weird man was no other that the infamous Merc with a mouth.The oldest man hugged the younger boy with a wide grin on is face.
"OMG!! I can't believe Spidey didn't tell me he had a son with me!"
Miles looked at him weirdly"I don't even know what you're talking about,man"
"Oh no,this can't be true.WHY MY BABY BOY HID THIS FROM ME!?!!"
Now the brunette was feeling a lot more uncomfortable than a little while ago.
Sorry,but for him it was a big and huge WHAT THE HECK?!
I mean,don't get him wrong.He was sure that he had been seen this man before.If 'spidey' is a nickname for Spider and the only spider he knew (everybody knew) is THE Spider-Man Aka Peter Parker.Then he was talking about him
That was the reason that guy looked oddly familiar.
He was Peter 's 'Boyfriend'.
"Look,if you think I'm your son,then you're wrong" Miles said in an annoying tone.
"Well,not only mine but Spidey's too"
"And again with-"He was interrupted by Peter who just landed in front of 'em.
"Miles,Wade what's going on?" A really confused Peter asked.
"Welp,baby boy.That's what i should say to you.Why you didn't fucking tell me that we have a son?!"
"What the- what are you talking about,Wade?"
"This guy Over here" he points on miles direction "seems to be our son,so why you didn't tell me? I'm not enough for you? I don't deserve to know about this?!" Wade gets A bit freaked out.
"Wade,stop being over dramatic." Peter rolled his eyes " he is NOT our son.I mean,I can't even get pregnant,Wade.I'M A BOY!!"
"But,that doesn't prove anything"
"Wade,Miles is seventeen years old.What you suggested is just imposible.so now,let's move on!"
"WHY?!!" Wade shouts "WHY CAN'T SPIDEY HAVE MY CHILD?!!"
"SHUT UP,WADE! We're gonna talk about it when we get home"
After all it was just a normal night for the heroes.
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(One shot's)Stupidity in spidey
FanficThis is just a super random and stupid thing that I wanted to write. But includes a fieldtrip trope and idk SPIDEYPOOL (of course) Parley (yeah) Stony(because they're cute) And other super gay ships A book of one shots,if you have any suggestio...
