The door opens by itself
ROSALINA: Ooo, fancy, automatic doors. I don't have anything like this on my planet
CATOAMADEUS: Yeah, it's pretty neat.
ROSALINA: Come on, let's find the pieces for my spaceship an wristband so I can get back home.
CATOAMADEUS: Spaceship? Wristband? What?
ROSALINA: Did I say spaceship? I ment car an the wristband is for one of my friends back in Vermont. They really like Alien-Themed stuff.
CATOAMADEUS: Okay, if you say so.
They walk up to the counter and ring the bell
ROSALINA: Hello, anyone here?
Music Starts
ROSALINA: Uh, what's happening?
CATOAMADEUS: Oh no, not again.
ROSALINA: Wacha mean?
CATOAMADEUS: I've been her several times before an these people always sing.
ROSALINA: Oh.
CASHIER: A-li-en, A-A-li-en, A-li-en, A-A-li-en
MANAGER: Welcome, newcomers it's so nice to meet you. Here in our neck of the woods we don't get very much visitors. People just drive by, wave hi, never stop to buy. It drives us mad, money hungry, we need it to keep this store open.
CASHIER: A-li-en, A-A-li-en
MANAGER: When people stop by it fills us with glee, makes us think we ain't forgotten and still part of the community.
CASHIER: A-A-li-en.
MANAGER: Enough said, let me show you what we sale, come on follow me as I take you on a tour around our little slice of life.
They follow the manager
MANAGER: To the right of us, we have brains in a can, if you like eating brains than this the thing for you, though they're kinda bland they make a good afternoon snack 10 for 4 dollars a good deal you can't resist come on I know you wanna try some go on, go head.
ROSALINA: Uh, no thanks
MANAGER: Oh, okay.
MANAGER: Come on, come on, follow, follow me. I got something that'll rock your boat. No it's not sex toys your boys got that covered.
Catoamadeus and Rosalina look at each other than look away quickly blushing from embarrassment
MANAGER: How bout this A-A-A-li-en-en-en mast for a sailboat and the matching sail? Can make you go super fast 660mph on water, yeah can give you the need for speed 1,620mph on land no one can outrun you, all for 68.99 a pretty damn good deal can't deny it, can't deny it.
ROSALINA: Oy.
ROSALINA: All this stuff sounds great, but it's not what I'm looking for.
MANAGER: Oh, really, what are you looking for?
ROSALINA: I'm looking for parts-parts and a new watch
MANAGER: You're looking for what-what?
ROSALINA: I'm looking for parts-parts and a new watch. Get ready, Imma bout to spit some mad bars.
MANAGER: Oh yeah, show em what you got, hon.
ROSALINA: Sorry for things that you're bout to hear come out of my mouth, Casey, but it must be said, promise you won't love me, as a friend, any less after I say this.
CATOAMADEUS: I promise.
Music builds up
ROSALINA: You see, I'm no ordinary person, I'm actually an Alien from the planet Vabania, I crashed landed in the Chihuahua Desert last night at 3am in the morning. Beat up my ship, can't be fixed. I need parts to help get my ship back flying again. Tomorrow is Easter Sunday and I need to get back there by tonight so I can set up the decorations for the party or else Easter will be cancelled. One more thing, the rain short-circuited my watch, I can't stay in my human form, watch what I mean.
Rosalina strips of her clothes an her watch transforms her into an Arctic Wolf than transforms her back to a human an the cycle keeps going
ROSALINA: I need a watch, I need parts, time is tick-tick-ticking away. Sings fast Please take us to where you keep all that stuff. I need it, right now or it's bye-bye E-E-E-Easter.
Music drops
ROSALINA: Ti-i-i-ime is ticking nee-ee, ee-ee-ee-eed the parts, need the part, new-new-new watch-watch, new watch-watch
new-new-new parts-parts
ROSALINA: Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-i-i-ime is ticking nee-ee, ee-ee-ee-eed the parts, need the part, new-new-new watch-watch, new watch-watch
new-new-new parts-parts.
Song ends
MANAGER: I think we have just the stuff for you, follow me to the back of the store.
They follow the manager to the back of the store
CATOAMADEUS: So you're an Alien, Rose?
ROSALINA: Yes, I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier. I was afraid you were gonna turn me in.
CATOAMADEUS: Oh.
ROSALINA: Sighs Sadly It doesn't matter, I'm leaving tonight anyways, I hope, so you won't have to worry bout me anymore.
CATOAMADEUS: Rose, I have somethin to say.
ROSALINA: What is it?
CATOMADEUS: I'm also an Alien, and from the planet Zedebus. I crashed landed here a long time ago, but I never got back home. I was afraid to tell you cuz I didn't wanna scare you away.
ROSALINA: R-R-Really?
CATOAMADEUS: Yes, Sighs sadly I'm sorry, you probably don't wanna be my friend anymore.
MANAGER: You guys are friends? Oh... I thought you were somethin more.
CATOAMADEUS: I wish.
ROSALINA: No, sir.
ROSALINA: Wait, what'd you say Casey?
CATOAMADEUS: Nothin
ROSALINA: Okay then, an no I won't stop bein your friend just cause you're an Alien.
CATOAMEDEUS: And I won't turn you in, even if you're an Alien.
ROSALINA: Really? Blushes Thank you.
CATOAMADEUS: Anytime.
MANAGER: Here we are, the aisle you're looking for and the wristbands are just a few aisle's away from this one.
ROSALINA: Thanks, so much sir.
MANAGER: Anytime. If you need anythin else, I'll be in my office.
ROSALINA: Okay.
Rosalina goes into the spaceship parts Aisle
CATOAMADEUS: Hey, Manager, I need something.
ORMEHARNAN: Please call me Ormeharnan or Cameron for short.
ROSALINA: Okay, Cameron, can you help me? I need to find a goodbye gift for my friend here.
ORMEHARNAN: Sure, follow me.
They walk away
YOU ARE READING
How I came to be.
Fiksi IlmiahThis is the story bout how I came to planet earth. I hope you like it.
