Catoamadeus runs out the door and stands next to Rosalina
CATOAMADEUS: Rosalina, what are you doing? Why did you free me? I deserve to be dissected.
ROSALINA: Shush, Casey and let mommy do the talking.
CATOAMADEUS: Okay, okay.
ROSALINA: What is your problem? Do you just dissect aliens for fun?
MRS. H: No, science. We dissect aliens to study them and learn more about them. Their reproductive system, everything. Is it a crime to learn about extraterrestrial beings?
ROSALINA: No it's not, but you're doing it all wrong. Aliens have feelings, they're just like you humans, but smarter.
MRS. H: Hey, that's hurtful.
ROSALINA: I don't care. How would you like it if us Aliens dissected you to study you?
MRS. H: We wouldn't like that at all.
ROSALINA: Exactly! Even though us Aliens look different than the whole human population doesn't mean you should do this sick shit to us! You're basically dissecting another human being in a way! This is why us aliens are to scared to invade your retarded planet cuz you scare the living daylights out of us with you advanced weapons an your presidents who don't know anything or care about anything in the world! At least on my home planet Vabania everything is peaceful and everyone knows what they're doing unlike this dumb planet! You humans ruined this entire planet and us aliens are just waiting for your world to end so we don't have to deal with this infected planet anymore!
MRS. H: But... Science.
ROSALINA: I don't give a fuck about science! Now, here's the deal. You're gonna let Catoamadeus go and come with me or Demonic Voice I'll suck your brains out through your ears and I'll feast on your dead corpses after!
MRS. H: Scared N-n-no, never! He deserves to get dissect so we d-d-don't have to deal with him d-d-destroying this town anymore.
ROSALINA: Demonic Voice He was only trying to get home like me when he crash landed here a long time ago, but he never made it back cuz your stupid humans did nothing to help him!
MRS. H: On the verge of tears But... But...
ROSALINA: Demonic Voice You got five seconds to make your descision or Yells YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BRAINS!!
Rosalina grows super big and super scary and she roars at Mr. and Mrs. H causing them to cry
ROSALINA: Demonic Voice 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
MRS. H: Though tears Fine... Fine... You win! Will let Catoamadeus go and forgive all the damage he's done to this town. Please, don't eat out brains or bodies. Please spare us cries
Rosalina shrinks back to her cute and normal Arctic Wolf self
ROSALINA: Normal Voice Thanks for your cooperation, dearies. Come on Catoamadeus, lets go.
CATOAMADEUS: Okay than.
Rosalina and Catoamadeus walks out of the lab and Mr. And Mrs. H faint from fear
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How I came to be.
Fiksi IlmiahThis is the story bout how I came to planet earth. I hope you like it.