Just a collection of "incorrect quotes." You guys might already read someone do the same tho. I wasn't able to finish the fanfic I've been writing so I'll post this for now~ ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
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*Dokja, SangAh and Sooyoung lazing around*
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: I admire Yoo SangAh-ssi. She's proficient in many languages.
sᴀɴɢᴀʜ: Dokja-ssi can also do it if you try.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: Thanks.
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: Kim Dokja is already proficient in many languages. He doesn't even need to try.
sᴀɴɢᴀʜ: Oh?
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: ??
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: Korean, Sarcasm and Bullshittery.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ:
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: Congrats. You too.
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ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: What the f*ck, people actually tell their crushes they like them?!
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: What the hell do YOU do?
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: I die? What sort of question--
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*Dokja and Joonghyuk standing side by side near the ocean*
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: You remind me of the ocean.
ᴊᴏᴏɴɢʜʏᴜᴋ: Why the ocean?
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: Coz you're salty and you scare people.
ᴊᴏᴏɴɢʜʏᴜᴋ: *drags Dokja to the ocean*
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ʜᴇᴇᴡᴏɴ: All you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but still, it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
sᴀɴɢᴀʜ: *preparing her strings*
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: *generating avatars*
sᴇᴏʟʜᴡᴀ: *rummaging for sleeping pills*
ʜᴇᴇᴡᴏɴ: * cracking her knuckles*
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Waitress: What would you like?
ɴᴀᴍᴡᴏᴏɴ: Good question, you small fry. Listen here and listen well, I will only say it once! I want to devour the unborn!
ᴊɪʜʏᴇ: Eggs. This idiot wants eggs.
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ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: You need to stop.
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sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: It is said that jellyfish can survive 600,000 years without a brain.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: Good for you. There's still hope.
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ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: At least I'm going to die doing what I love.
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: What do you love?
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: Dying.
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sᴇᴏʟʜᴡᴀ: How are you feeling?
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: Good. Except for this headache that comes and goes.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: *enters the room*
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: There it is again.
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ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: I need to say something! But I don't want any criticism or judgment whatsoever.
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: And you came to me?
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ᴊɪʜʏᴇ: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
sᴀɴɢᴀʜ: Maybe a bit tipsy.
ᴊᴏᴏɴɢʜʏᴜᴋ: Drunk.
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: Wasted.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: Dead.
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ᴊɪʜʏᴇ: Pokemon fact. When three Magnemite link together to become Magneton, their brains also combine. But they don't get any smarter.
*Heewon, staring at Kim Dokja, Han Sooyoung and Yoo Joonghyuk*
ʜᴇᴇᴡᴏɴ: Omg, true.
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sᴀɴɢᴀʜ: Good morning.
ʜʏᴜɴsᴜɴɢ: Good morning.
ʜᴇᴇᴡᴏɴ: Good morning.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: You all sound like robots. Try to spice it up a bit.
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS!!
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*Han Sooyung and Kim Dokja arguing*
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: Why can't you f*cking see things from my perspective?!
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: *sits on the floor*
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ:
sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ: Okay, listen here you little shit--
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Heewon, SangAh and Yoosung sitting on a long bench.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ, passing by: Why do you guys look so uncomfortable?
ʜᴇᴇᴡᴏɴ: Sit down and we can tell you.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ: *sits down*
ʜᴇᴇᴡᴏɴ: The bench is freshly painted.
ᴅᴏᴋᴊᴀ, in white coat: ...Sh*t.
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