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Kim Dokja - February 15 》AQUARIUS
Yoo Joonghyuk - August 3 》LEO
Han Sooyoung - April 1 》ARIES
I've collected various shit about their zodiac signs! And what their signs tell about them! Were they accurate or not? The answers were amusing~ I'll be using the old zodiac first, the record without Ophiuchus since we're more used to it.
If it's the so-called new zodiac, it will be like this:
KDJ 》Capricorn
YJH 》 Cancer
HSY 》 Pisces
I'll put them as well to compare but they will be inside parenthesis.
°°° Note: This is only for fun. I know they are not real people and zodiacs may be entirely coincidental. And Sing Shong were Gods. Lol.
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《Zodiacs in One Word》
KDJ Aqua • Crazy (Capr • Humurous)
YJH Leo • Attractive (Canc • Loyal)
HSY Arie • Talkative (Pisc • Determined)
°°° Pretty accurate!? I think the old zodiacs were more accurate in this case?
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KDJ Aqua • full of shit (Capr • never forgives)
YJH Leo • the know it all (Canc • the crybaby)
HSY Arie • mean (Pisc • selfish)
°°° Wow they knew Han Sooyoung very well!! And Dokja too! Joonghyuk the crybaby!
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《Angels and Demons》
KDJ Aqua • Demon (Capr • Demon)
YJH Leo • God (Canc • Angel)
HSY Arie • Demon (Pisc • Angel)
°°° MINOR SPOILER ALERT! He's a Demon King, after all~ He's a demon through and through. It would be more amusing if he's half demon half angel though. And YJH! Lol. No wonder he was liked by Metatron. HSY seems to have an inner angel~ You cannot fool us anymore~
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《Seduction Style》
KDJ Aqua • inventive and spontaneous seduction (Capr • seduction by success)
YJH Leo • attentive and focused-on-them seduction (Canc • old-fashioned seduction)
HSY Arie • confident and bold seduction (Pisc • creative seduction)
°°° Didn't think the fanfic writers were so perceptive!! KDJ being a sugar daddy lol. YJH is such a romantic.
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《The Signs Staring at their Crush》
Stares 24/7 with no shame:
- HSY Arie , (HSY Pisc)
Makes Quick Glances/Undetectable:
- KDJ Aqua , (YJH Can)
Stares enough to stir up suspicion:
- YJH Leo , (KDJ Capr)
°°° JoongDok is really compatible in my opinion *snorts* and HSY shameless!!
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《The Signs as Bitches》
KDJ Aqua • the worst bitch (Capr • shy bitch)
YJH Leo • best bitch (Canc • crying bitch)
HSY Arie • angry bitch (Pisc • not even a bitch)
°°° What are those Pisces then???
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《Best Feature》
KDJ Aqua • smile (Capr • cheekbones)
YJH Leo • hair (Canc • hips)
HSY Arie • eyebrows (Pisc • hands)
°°° I'm looking respectfully at those thicc hips, your majesty... HSY hands are reaally important they are national treasures. And KDJ smile is the best in the universe!!!
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