𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄

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COMMUNICATION 9

OLD FRIENDS

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During lunchtime, Kurapika has spoken to a few others but had gotten the same results. 

'I don't have any friends.' Kurapika buried his head in his hands, wanting to cry. Y/n was casually eating some onigiri from her lunch.

I promised to help Y/n make friends, but how can I do that when I don't even have friends, myself?!

I acted superior as I could help you but

'I'M COMPLETELY USELESS.' Kurapika banged his head on the table, making Y/n jumped a bit. 

But, there's still something I can do! I never wanted to do this but they should become friends! Walking over to their desk and calling their name,

'Killua?'

'Hm? Oh...

You totally nuked your introduction, yesterday.

Anyways, whaddya need? How can your old friend Killua Zoldyck help ya...

K u r a p i k a?' 

Killua was wearing the usual boy's school uniform but instead of a tie, he was wearing the girl school uniform's bow. 

Killua is sociable. To an extent.

'Oh...hi, Y/n.' Killua added.

'Huh? You followed me?' Y/n nodded.

'Oh um, Y/n, this is Killua Zoldyck. Him and I were classmates back in junior high!

Wait...

h e?

Um...Killua, why are you wearing a guy's uniform?' 

'Huh? What're you talking about? I'm a boy, so obviously I'm wearing a guy's uniform! Did you thing I was someone else?'

'YOUR CLOTHES AREN'T THE POINT JuSt AnSwer mY quEstiOn! In junior high, you were a girl, weren't you? In a GIRL'S uniform?'

'Huh? You've must've misunderstood! You're so clueless sometimes!' Killua curled his middle finger against his thumb and aimed it at Kurapika's forehead but Kurapika flicked it off.

'NO NO NO NO NO, I DON'T THINK SO-'

Killua is always like this...

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Ｃｈｏｃｏｌａｔｅ Ａｄｄｉｃｔ

Ｐａｔｈｏｌｏｇｉｃａｌｌｙ Ｄｉｓｈｏｎｅｓｔ

Ａｃｔｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｅｙ＇ｒｅ ｏｎ ｃｒａｃｋ

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'Ay Killua, didya see the video I sent ya?'

'You mean The Promised Neverland voiceover? "Sasuke, yous a damn snitch!" bAHAHA-'

'Killua, you wanna come with me? They're selling monster drinks!'

'I can't come but could you buy one for me? I'd like the og green, thanks!'

'Killua, here's the manga I rented.'

'Alrighty then, pay up. Where's my money?'

'Killua, my girlfriend-'

'Uh-huh-'

'That cologne you suggested was great!'

'Thanks! I try my best.'

'That comic book you mentioned...'

'Did you like it?'

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xY/n is surprisedx

'Um, Killua, are all these people-'

'Yep! They're all childhood friends.'

Just like I thought!

'I go way back with every student in this school!'

xY/n is VERY surprisedx

It was like that in junior high too, most of the students are Killua's old friends. Supposedly, it's because Killua changed schools a lot... but that's not what's so remarkable.

What's remarkable is their communication abilities. Killua makes friends in mere minutes and those friendships never fade. It's like a super power!

So it'll be easy to get Killua to be Y/n's friend. 

'Killua, I have a favour to ask.'

'Sure! Anything for my intimate friend! Shall I sate your lust with my body?' They said, putting two fingers in their mouth and placing both feet on the desk spread appart.

'SSHH, NOT INFRONT OF Y/N!'

Y/n stared at Kurapika with concern.

'Y/n, that was a joke!'

aHem

'Killua's weird but good at heart. So if it's alright... try what we practiced this morning!'

Y/n just stared at Kurapika.

Oh no, she doesn't remember...

Kurapika leaned closer to Y/n's ear, covering his mouth with his hand as he whispered,

'Let's be friends, remember?'

Some time passed before Y/n could even muster the courage to say anything.

'L-let's-bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee beeeeeeee-'

'Hey, you're making improvements!' Kurapika said with a smile and a thumbs up. 

'WHAT THE HELL? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELLL?!!!'

'She's trying to say "Let's be friends!"'

'REALLY?!' Killua was scared out of his boots.

'eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE-'

'It'll be easy for you though, right?'

'Oh, I see.'

'But um... sorry. 

A b s o l u t e l y   n o t.'