Scaramouche X Reader (Collection Of Fluff, Smut And Angst)

HELP

SO LIKE- I DECIDED TO READ THE GENSHIN TIMELINE CUS I WAS BORED AND APPERANTLY SCARAMOUCHE DIDNT GET THE GNOSIS AT FIRST BCS HE CRIED WHEN HE WAS MADE😭

LIKE- EI DEADASS

"oh shit he's crying, too weak to handle my gnosis"

THE POOR GUY WAS THROWN AWAY BCS HE WAS JUST TOO FRAGILE APPERANTLY 😭😭

HIS LORE IS SO FUNNY IM SORRY??? HE WANDERED AROUND INAZUMA WITHOUT A NAME AND WAS LIKE-

"Oh I need a name to join the fatui? Uhh kunikuzushi I guess"

NAHHH CUZ HE SAW THE FATUI AND WAS LIKE- "they seem cool, I wanna be cool like them too"

SKENAJDU IM SORRY BUT WHAT

Also idk his lore is kinda sad too lol

Imagine being thrown away just because you had shown weakness, sounds like bullshit to me. Fuck you Ei, maybe if you took care of your kid properly he wouldn't turn out like the brat he is rn🙄🙄/j

Also like- reading the timeline I decided to make fluff or smth like that???

You had just arrived at your cozy small home, tired from work. You walked carelessly on the pathway accidentally tripping on smth, "what the-?!" You almost cursed to whatever tripped. There laid a young man, with a hime cut although the front side bangs where a bit too short. You sat up properly, taking a proper look at the unconcious fella. He had the prettiest features you had ever seen, the smoothest skin, the plumpest lips, the long eyelashes and more beautiful features. If anything concerns you, it would be the overflowing tears that falls on his cheeks making it seem like he had recently cried.

What had happened to this man? You decided to bring him inside, it would be a bad idea to let a person cold outside especially with the amount of clothes he was wearing. You placed him on the floor in the meantime as you took out an extra futon from the storage room for him to sleep in for the night. Also taking some tissues, you decided to wipe away his dried up tears giving him a fresher look.

(It must be so nice to still look nice even after crying, my face is literally covered with tears and snot)

You start to wonder more, who is this guy? What was he doing on your front yard? Why was his face stained with tears?

Suddenly, you heard a small whine come out of the man. He started to move around, concerning you. Was it a nightmare of some sort? You placed a hand on his forehead to check if he was sick, instead what you felt was cold, almost freezing temperature. The man suddenly opened his eyes, "w-who?-.." he looked over at you with half-lidded eyes. "..." The both of you stared at each other in silence.

You eventually broke the silence as you stood up to grab a bowl of miso soup, "want some? You seen hungry" you asked giving him a bowl along with a spoon. He took the stuff and stared at them in confusion, he looked at you asking for help. "You dont know how to use a spoon?.." you looked at him even more confused.

An adult? Not knowing how culterly works? That's very odd.

The man shookt his head, "who are you?.." he asked in a whisper, his lips trembled as he spoke. "I'm y/n and you are?"

"... I don't have a name" he whispered quietly, ashamed of himself. "...well- it's not that important. Anyway here why don't I help you eat?" You offered taking a spoonful of miso soup and pointing it towards him. "Open up" you smiled handfeeding the man.

"Ms y/n... Do you know my creator?" He asked after swallowing his food, "huh? Uhh no" You answered. What a weird question... He slowly laid back down and looked up at the ceiling before looking over at you.