Scaramouche X Reader (Collection Of Fluff, Smut And Angst)

scaramouche but if he was in my school

Me and my friend thought of these some nights ago at like- 1am-3am, so here's what we talked about

Scaramouche but if he was at a Filipino private Catholic school😎

-The kind of student who would only speak English but then swears in Filipino

-The kind of student the teachers would hate Bcs of his attitude yet love Bcs he's smart

-The kind of student who bullied everyone

-The kind of student who would buy sm things from the cafeteria

-the kind of student who would make his juniors carry his stuff to his class

-the kind of student the class president would hate Bcs HES AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT. THE BITCH ALWAYS FEELS SUPERIOR LIKE- STFU AND GET OFF OF THE TEACHERS TABLE YOU DONT BELONG THERE 🤬🤬

-me and my friend made a few scenarios lol

-scaramouche would be pretty good at PE, until basketball comes

-i feel like he would be a soccer player

-hes the kind of student who would be the first in the bus at early morning then would stay at the school until the last bus ride

-i feel like he would be smart enough to get into advance classes, and at advance classes he would just sit at the corner and eat while he listens to the teacher

-he would start fights then go to the corner and watch shit unfold

-i think he would throw alot of tantrums during his soccer practices

-he would be the shortest in his team and be the oldest

-he would bully his younger teammates but then throw a tantrum if they miss a shot

"Bobo! Why'd you kick it to him and not me!?"

Translation:

"Dumbass! Why'd you kick it to him and not me"

-he would occasionally see childe at his basketball practice and taunt him alot

Scaramouche: "bet you can't make that shot!"

Childe: "kaya ko to pre! Libre mo ko pag nakuha ko to!"

*fails*

Childe: "wait lang pre, kaya ko to promise!"

*Fails again*

Translation:

Scaramouche: "bet you can't make that shot!"

Childe: "I can do this bro! Give me free food if I make this!"

*Fails*

Childe: "wait bro! I can do this promise!"

*Fails again*

-Anyway Childe and scaramouche would have an interesting friendship

-since they're on varsity and stuff they would hang out after practice and a few other people would join them.

Here's a normal conversation

"Pre may pera ka?"

"No, I used it all for the mozzarella sticks"

"Shet, wala rin ako, ginamit ko para sa milktea"

Translation:

"Bro you have any money?"

"No, I used it all for the mozzarella sticks"

"Shit, I don't have any too, I used it all on milktea"

-I think itto would join them along with signora