Kisses, Flirting and Romantic Drama

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HEY! So, in case you didn't read the comments in the last chapter, @Dipper_Gleeful (Now called Reign) is now a character in this book. She also asked and dared again, but I'm not gonna do them in this chapter, since we have to finish the last dare :D

Mabel: Yay! That means that Reign gets to be a character of the book like me!

Reign: That's right! I'm excited to be here as a special character!

Samantha: But just because you're a character in the story now, doesn't mean you can hog Bill all to yourself!

Reign: Make me! *runs to Bill and gives him a bone crushing hug*

Bill: Am I missing anything here?

Samantha: Nothing at all.

Reign: You go pester your own boyfriend!

Samantha: Fine! Dipper, you're my new boyfriend!

Dipper: What?

Samantha: You heard me!

Dipper: Do I get any say in this?

Samantha: If you don't want to date me for just this chapter, it's fine. *makes sad pouty face*

Everyone except Samantha: AWWWWW!

Bill: Well you can't say no to that Pine Tree.

Dipper: Stay out of this, Bill! Just this chapter, Samantha?

Samantha: Yep! Then you're free!

Dipper: Ok, I'll agree to this.

Mabel: Yay! My brother has a girlfriend now!

Dipper: Mabel!!!!!!!

Mabel: You love me!

Samantha: Anyways, enough with this romantic drama, we gotta get going on the next dare. Reign dares me, Mabel, Dipper and Bill to play truth or dare with her.

Dipper: Ugh! This NEVER ends well!

Samantha: Stop being a poo head, Dipper!

Mabel: He's always like that.

Samantha: I'm so sorry, Mabel.

Mabel: It's ok. *pretends to cry*

Reign: C'mon everybody! Let's gather around and start the game!

Samantha: Since I'm the author of this book, I'll go first. Uhhhhhh... *looks around the room* Bill! Truth or dare?

Bill: Truth. I may be a dream demon, but I don't like doing dares with you guys. Samantha always seems to have that evil gleam in her eyes whenever she has a reckless idea.

Samantha: Haha very funny! Ok, which was the most embarrasing moment of your life?

Bill: Well, probably the time you kissed me. I mean, dream demons aren't supposed to be like humans, and melt at the kiss of someone, but I guess I wasn't thinking you were actually gonna kiss me.

Samantha: Wow!

Bill: Reign, truth or dare?

Reign: I'm not a sissy! Dare!

Bill: *tries to make the same evil gleam like Samantha* I dare you to go out into town and kiss the first person you come across!

Reign: WHAT?!

Bill: You heard me! Start smooching!

Samantha: This is gonna be interesting!

Reign: Fine! *takes sparkly blue bicycle to town while the rest of the gang is flying up above*

Reign: *spots Grunkle Stan coming up the road with a paper bag of groceries* Ugh! Gross!

Everyone except Reign and Grunkle Stan: DO IT!

Reign: Ugh! Fine! *runs up to Grunkle Stan* Mr. Pines! This was a dare! *quickly kisses his cheek and runs away, using her invisibility powers to hide*

Stan: Wh-what just happened? *looks around* Where did she go? Geez, kids these days! *continues walking*

Bill: *telleports everyone back* That was both entertaining and disturbing to watch!

Reign: Don't talk about it! *rocks back and forth, curled up*

Samantha: Reign, it's your turn to truth or dare someone.

Reign: Oh, right! Ummmm... Mabel, truth or dare?

Mabel: I'm staying on the safe side to avoid the same fate of Reign. Truth please!

Reign: Ok. Describe the strangest dream you have ever had in your life.

Mabel: Ok, so when I had eaten about twenty three Smile Dip packages in the convenience store, I had illucinations of this magical being, Aioshima, and the candy dogs on the front of the package.

Dipper: Mabel, that's not a dream. That's the side effects of Smile Dip.

Mabel: YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME FINISH! Anyways, a few weeks later, when I went to bed, I dreamt that Aioshima and the candy dogs had prepared a tea party for me. I smiled and joined in, but then, there were caterpillars in my tea and the biscuits on my plate were green! Then, Aioshima started eating a gnome, and the candy dogs started throwing up rainbows and fairies! And-

Samantha: Ok, that's quite enough, Mabel. The was very... Descriptive.

Mabel: *bows*

Dipper: Uh oh!

Mabel: Dipper, truth or dare?

Dipper: Tru-

Mabel: Dare it is!

Dipper: What? Mabel, that's mani-

Mabel: I dare you to show Samantha some fine flirting! The best flirting you can do!

Dipper: Do I have to?

Mabel: Don't make me bring out the Mabel Juice again!

Dipper: AHHHH! I don't wanna go to the hospital again! They put 16 shots in me!!!!

Mabel: Well, if you want to avoid that, then do as I say!

Dipper: Fine...

Bill: This is gonna be fun! *zaps in popcorn for everyone*

Dipper: *goes up to Samantha* Sooooooo... *gets really close to Samantha, then glances down to her lips* 

Mabel: *plays a romantic song, stolen from Samantha's iPod*

Dipper: *grabs Samantha's hand and intertwines it with his* I never noticed how beauitful you are.

Reign: That's enough! I can't take this anymore!!!!!!!!!!

Samantha: Yeah! Me too. You really need to brush up on your flirting, dude!

Dipper: I know.

Samantha: That's it for this chapter! See ya later, where we'll be doing the next row of dares and questions that Reign has commented :)

Everyone: Bye!!!!

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