Hey guys! Sorry I've taken so long to update. Life has given me a burden of homework, plus I have to choreograph a dance and be done by Friday. Lucky me, huh?
Mabel: Lucky you for sure. I'm here stuck with Dipper, the guy who NEVER washes his clothes.
Dipper: Hey!
Mabel: Don't start a fight bro-bro!
Dipper: Hey, I did not start a fight! Who started telling everyone that I don't wash m-
Samantha: Ladies, ladies! You're both beautiful.
Mabel and Dipper: But we weren't arguing over t-
Samantha: Fine, you're lovely ladies! Can we please move on to the dares and questions now?
Dipper: Fine...
Alex: *playing checkers with Bill* Hah! I won again!
Bill: That's not fair! I'm almost certain that you cheated!
Alex: *blows rasberry*
Samantha: Guys! Stop acting like a couple of idiots and get over here!
Alex and Bill: O - O *walk over to the group*
Samantha: Ok, I'll read the dare/question that Reign left in the comments.
Reign: Heya! *grabs Bill's arm and yanks him away from Alex* stay away from my man! *hisses*
Samantha: Anyways, Reign dares Dipper to do the lamby lamby dance. She also asks him what he thinks of the ship BillDip.
Dipper: What's BillD-
Mabel: We'll worry about that when the time comes, in the meantime, do some girly dancing for us!
Dipper: Why? *whines*
Reign: Because one, I dared you to do it, two, it's for our own personal benefits.
Dipper: *groans* FINE!
Samantha: *snaps fingers and turns Dipper's outfit into the original Lamby Lamby outfit* Now dance for us, pretty boy! *plays music*
Dipper: Ugh! 🎵 Welllllllllllllllll... Who wants a lamby lamby lamby? I do! I do! So go up and greet your mammy mammy mammy! Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisies! Don't don't don't you forget about the babyyyyyyyyyyyy *touches index finger to his cheek and smiles*🎵
Everyone: *claps loudly* WHOOO HOOOO!!!!
Dipper: *awkwardly bows*
Alex: *goes up to Dipper* Believe me, I've seen worse!
Dipper: You're just saying that.
Agent Powers and Agent Trigger: *knock down door* EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UP! NOBODY MOVE!!!
Everyone: O - O *puts their hands up*
Bill: Surprise escape! *takes magic powder and throws it on the ground. Bill is the only one who escapes*
Samantha: Seriously? You self-conceited demon!
Reign: Yeah! At least you could've dissapeared with me, and left the rest of the guys here!
Everyone except Reign: *looks at Reign for a long time*
Reign: *blushes and turns back to the agents*
Agent Powers: Now that I have everyone's attention, tell me where your great uncle Stanford Pines is!
Samantha: What? Is this seriously what this is all about? We're just kids! We know nothing about Stan!
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Ask/Dare the people of Gravity Falls
Hayran KurguAs the title clearly states, this is gonna be an ask/dare the people of Gravity Falls book. If people seem to like it, I'll be updating almost everyday. So please, comment your question or dare
