Ask/Dare the people of Gravity Falls

The Knitting Anarchy

We have a new character in the story!

Everyone: Who is it? Who is it?

Samantha: Well, she doesn't have a Wattpad account, but she is a good friend of mine. Her name is Alex!

Alex: Ummmmm... Hi *looks down at the floor, embarrased*

Mabel: HEY! I'M MABEL! WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!!!!! *shakes Alex around and gives her a hug*

Alex: AHHHH!

Samantha: Well, I'm sure you know most of the characters here, Mabel, Stan, Dipper...

Dipper: Hey Alex!

Alex: *blushes because she likes Dipper* H-hi :}

Samantha: Alex, since you're the new character, would you like to read the new dare that Reign asked for?

Reign: Yeah! Hey Alex! I'm Reign!

Alex: I kinda knew that, I've been reading the book, since Samantha's been forcing me to, plus she's my friend.

Samantha: Awwwww! Only a true friend would actually read my books though!

Alex: Yeah, yeah, I'm not one for affection. Just tell me what to read.

Samantha: *hands her the dare*

Alex: She dares Mabel to knit her a sweater. She also asks why Mabel puts plastic dinosaurs in Mabel Juice?

Mabel: Yay!!! You do know how much I love knitting sweaters!!!! What type of sweater would you like?

Reign: Well, I don't want you to get into much sparkle, more of just quality.

Mabel: Fine with me. It'll be hard to resist, but since you're my friend, I'll do it :)

Reign: And one more thing, I'd like it in F/C (Favourite Colour)

Mabel: Ok, let me just check the basket of wonders! AKA, my yarn basket. *looks inside basket, then gasps in horror*

Samantha: Mabel! What's wrong? Are you OK?

Mabel: I'm... Out... Of... F/C... Yarn... *practically faints, but gets hoisted up by Dipper*

Dipper: Don't worry. It's normal for her to do this.

Reign: Chill, Mabel! Just make the sweater with a ball of yarn that you already have.

Mabel: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

Everyone except Mabel: O - O

Samantha: What's so important about a simple ball of yarn? You've got plenty?

Mabel: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SAM!!!

Samantha: O - O

Mabel: The important thing about knitting is that you have to be prepared with every single colour of yarn,   no matter how many balls of yarn you already have. It's knitting science, idiots!

Alex: Excuse us for living! *holds hands up in surrender*

Dipper: Then, we'll just go and see if we can buy F/C yarn from that sewing shop downtown.

Mabel: It's not that easy! It's an anarchy out there! It's Saturday today!! Super save Saturday! More than thirty people will be trying to find balls of wool for the Easter weekend!!!! Sometimes, you need to fight with the people there, WITH KNITTING NEEDLES!!!!!

Everyone except Mabel: O - O

Dipper: We'll take our chances.

Mabel: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you!

Dipper: Alex, you're coming with me to the store, the rest of you guys, try and calm Mabel down. Things like these tend to make her faint.

Samantha and Reign: Got it!

Alex: R-really? Y-you wanna take me downtown on a mission like this?

Dipper: We're just buying yarn.

Alex: Oh, y-yeah. Silly me. Let's go!

*Dipper and Alex bust out the front door in slow motion*

Dipper and Alex: *arrives at sewing store*

Dipper: Yikes! Mabel wasn't kidding when she said that there was gonna be a lot of people shopping today! Look at the store!

Alex: Ack! You're right!!! Do you think we'll be able to make it?

Dipper: We must cover ourself in armour!

Alex: But where do we find armour.

Dipper: From the armour shop next door. *points to random armour shop*

Alex: *makes ready face* Let's do this!

Dipper and Alex come out of the armour shop with tin can armour, along with knitting needles as weapons and black stripe war paint on their faces.

Dipper and Alex: *open the front of the sewing store*

Shoppers: O - O

Dipper and Alex: CHARGE!!!!!!

In slow motion, Dipper and Alex fight shoppers with their knitting needles to get to the back of the store, where they sold the yarn Mabel was looking for

Dipper: Alex! You get the yarn while I fend off the enemies!

Alex: Got it! *climbs up shelf for the yarn. The yarn is sold out!* Dipper!! The yarn is sold out! I repeat, the yarn is sold out!!!!!!

Dipper: Code red! Code red! *is about to fend is way off the shoppers to the front door*

Alex: WAIT! *points at Soos's grandmother, Abuelita, who is holding the last ball of yarn they are looking for* SHE'S GOT THE LAST BALL!!!!!!

Dipper: RUN FOR IT!!!!! *Dipper and Alex run to Abuelita*

Alex: Excuse me, miss, but we need that ball of yarn! If we don't get it, our friend could pass out!

Abuelita: I do not understand.

Dipper: We'll do anything you want! Just please give us the ball of yarn!

Abuelita: Ok. I give you the yarn.

Dipper and Alex: YES! *high fives each other*

Abuelita: But I would like to have cookies and milk in your house.

Dipper and Alex: *look at each other* Deal! *shakes hands with Abuelita*

After they got back home...

Mabel: Andddddddd... DONE! *she gives sweater to Reign*

Reign: I love it! The pattern is so... AMAZALICIOUS!

Samantha: How long is Abuelita gonna be here? *points at Abuelita, who is eating cookies and milk in the living room*

Dipper: Just leave her. Soos can take her home.

Reign: Hey! You forgot to answer my question after the dare I said.

Mabel: Oh yeah! Right, why I put plastic dinosaurs in my Mabel Juice. Well, in Mabel Juice, all my ingredients are specifically all natural MABEL! *flips hair*

Everyone except Mabel: ...

Mabel: To explain that, in my childhood, me and Dipper played with plastic dinosaurs A LOT, so I thought that adding plastic dinosaurs to Mabel Juice would give it a personal Mabel childhood taste.

Samantha: Well that makes zero sense.

Dipper: Thanks for helping me fend off those shoppers, Alex! *hugs Alex*

Alex: *blushes as red as a tomato* I-it was nothing :)

Samantha: That is adorable! Thanks for reading! The next chapter will be posted very soon!

Everyone: Bye!!!!!