Ask/Dare the people of Gravity Falls

Female Fights

So, I was telling myself that I had to write the next chapter yesterday, but, my silly brain slipped the thought, so now, here we are.

Ella: Ok...

Samantha: Don't be sarcastic with me, Ella!

Ella: Fineeeeeeeeee!

Bill: *appears from no where* *winks at Samantha and Ella* Hey doll faces!

Ella: *blushes* I would TOTALLY date you if I wasn't so in to Dipper.

Samantha: *snaps fingers in her face* Get away from my man!

Reign: *pops into fight* Who're you calling your man?!

Reign, Ella and Samantha: *starts scratching each other's eyes out*

Dipper and Mabel: *come out of "Freezy Pop" store* What are you guys doing?

Samantha: Fighting over boys, nothing unusual.

Dipper: Ok, carry on. *walks away with Mabel*

TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY LAZINESS

Samantha: *finally stops fight* Ok! C'mon guys, we've been fighting for who knows how long, and now I don't even have a clue what we were fighting about!

Ella: We were fighting about how y- *gets Samantha's finger squishing her lips with her index finger*

Samantha: What matters is that we stop and get on with the darn dare!

Reign: Yeah, um, I kinda forgot what I wrote in the comments. What did I write again?

Samantha: You asked Bill why he fainted from the kiss you and I gave him. You also asked if he hates you.

Everyone: ...

Bill: Well, this is awkward.

Ella: You'd never hate me, would you Dipper?

Dipper: Uhhhhhhh... HEY! Look! A rainbow pigeon!

Ella: *turns head* WHERE?!

Bill: *throws magic powder that he used to escape from the agents to Dipper* Here kid. Save yourself while you still can.

Dipper: *disappears*

Ella: Dipper!!!!!!!! I don't see the pigeon! Where did it go?

Stanley: *walks into room* COULD YOU PEOPLE TAKE IT DOWN?!

Everyone except Stanley: O - O Sorry :(

Samantha: Stanley! Why don't you stay around in this chapter! You might not be able to do it again if you keep fiddling around with your inventions.

Stanley: I-I don't know about that...

Reign: You'll be fine!

Stanley: Well, maybe I'll be able to write down and comprehend the strange things adolescents in the 21st century do.

Ella: That's the spirit! In a totally, nerdy, unnecessary way.

Dipper: Maybe I could help you! We'll be able to spend more time together, and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to uncover some mysteries later?

Stanley: I don't know Dipper, I have to keep working on my invention to stop the apocalypse from happening.

Mabel: You can save the world later. Now, TO THE DARES!

Stanley: *gets out blank journal and starts writing the title of what seems to be an "Adolescent Comprehension" title*

Bill: Ok, so you want me to answer why I fainted when you two kissed me? *points at Reign and Samantha*

Reign and Samantha: *nod*

Bill: Well, you'd probably now think little of me, since I'm supposedly an all powerful dream demon with no weakness, but, when it comes to flirtatious girls, I don't know what comes over me. I mean, you guys startled me so much by kissing me, I kinda made my human body faint. It's kinda weird.

Samantha: Congrats, you've learned how to act HALF like a human.

Stanley: *scribbles down words* *mutters* Geez, these people are weird. I don't remember myself acting like this when I was their age.

Ella: Talking to yourself, not crazy at all.

Stanley: *looks up at her and frowns* *scribbles down AGAIN* And also very bad manners.

Reign: Do you hate me?

Bill: For dreamscape's sake, why would I hate you?

Reign: *looks down at the floor* I guess, just maybe, I'm a bit too pushy, boy crazy and weird? By the way, who waxes these floors? They're really nice.

Bill: Why would I hate you for that? I like weird. And the question you just asked me was weird enough!

Reign: YOU DO?!

Bill: Well, let's not set to cra-

Reign: *jumps on to Bill, knocking him over* I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T HATE ME! *kisses him on the cheek repeatedly*

Samantha: *yanks them apart* Ok, so he doesn't hate you! That doesn't mean he loves you though! *smacks mouth shut after processing what she just said*

Reign: YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SPOILED BRAT!!!!!

Bill: Ok, Reign, this is the type of crazy I don't like! Can't we just all get along? Funny, never thought I'd say that in all my demon years.

Ella: Bill, Bill, Bill. Have you learned nothing about adolescent female behaviour?

Stanley: I have, now, to stop getting beaten for no reason whatsoever, like what happened in the old days as a kid, I'm gonna leave to my lab. See ya. *leaves*

Ella: *pauses, than goes back to Bill* Females hunt down their favourite type of prey, and when the time is right, THEY POUNCE! In other words, Females want what they want when they want it!

Bill and Dipper: Well, this is gonna end badly!

Reign and Samantha: *scratch each other's eyes out*

Ella: Guys! Cut it o- *gets pulled into the fight*

Bill: Well, since the girls are too busy fighting, looks like the boys and Mabel have to end this chapter. So, I don't know what to say. Whatever Samantha says.

Mabel: Have a nice life, and we'll see you in the next chapter! *blows confetti EVERYWHERE*

Everyone: Bye!