Creativity Must Be Present {Oneshots for The Boiz(tm)}

30k Special(Preview)

It was then you and Yangzi shared a look that said two words, and two words only: 'fuckin' Donovan.'

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BonerforMiaLMFAO:
CMON GUYS WHO CHANGED MY
USERNAME??

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WolfIGuess:
My mom's bf always says that's
how to get out of any and
every legal situation

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RichCapro💋♑:
OOOOOOOOO

ThatBitchBEX:
ARE OUR BOYS GETTIN IT
BEFORE OUR BIG B&E???

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Sure enough, you shut off your phone and look over a few seats over in the row behind you, seeing Wolf giving you a two-fingered salute;

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-Sorry I keep forgetting, I think my grandma's dementia is contagious or something."

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Yes, it wreaked of dust, rotting wood, and long-dried blood, but you and boyfriend found it a lot more home-y than your actual houses.

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Yeah, you didn't take very kindly to that, so, in the middle of the night for the next couple of days, you started "breaking into" the garage and stealing his tools n' shit.

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Once you two got there, you could hear the other four screwing around inside; beer bottles being tossed around and broken on the floor, Bex and Duncan screeching like possessed chimpanzees,

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However, right as you opened the door:

'CLUNK'

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"In our defense, you scared us. That was just self-defense."

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"Yeah, I'm like, ninety-eight percent sure a very large family of raccoons lives in there."

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Before they all knew it, the noodle-armed teen was jumped by a big fat raccoon,

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but you all left him to fight alone as you shut the camper door.

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Duncan suddenly slammed his face against the dirty glass of the camper door,

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"AAAAAAAAAAH—"

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"Yeah, I'm good."

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"You think I can fry my pants?"

(This has been taking so long I've literally been working on this for a fucking month now pls-)