Odd Sleeping Habits (Pjo crossovers)

But You're Like 13 Years Old?

Author: Got my braces off! It feel so weird, like slimy and soft and so... empty. Hopefully this makes playing the baritone and speaking easier... My gums are literally bleeding from when they took it off. On the plus, my smile looks fabulous now. Also fun fact, morning breath gets caught on your retainer if you don't brush it. I know. Through expirience. Also, lisp.

Dang perfect anime and book characters with dang perfect teeth: Sorry for you?

Author: You will never understand the pain and struggles! *dramatically collapses to the floor*

Karma: *nudges them with foot*

Author: *doesn't react*

Nico: We tried, we failed, let's go back home. *turns to leave but Will grabs his collar*

Will: Yeah, not so fast, sweetheart. I'm going to go help them, so you're not allowed to go home just yet.

Author: *coughs loudly*

Everyone: *swivels around to look at them*

Author: *sits up and coughs again* Chill guys, it's just a-

Leo: *screams like a Leo* They've got the disease!

Everyone: *running like crazoids* AaAAaAAAaaahhhHhH!!!!!!

Author: What the actual FUDGE! It's just a cough!

Will: Apollo, Dad, Father, Yeah... SAVE US!!!!

Apollo: *looks down, sees what's happening* Yeah, just gonna pretend I never saw that...

Author: For the last time, I DON'T have it! Will you stop it already!

Percy: *hisses* Never...

Author:...

Everyone else:...

Author: Alright, talking it through isn't working... I guess I resort to violence now for persuation. *pulls out heavy books* Better start running.

Percy P.O.V.

"What do you want?" I ask firmly glaring suspiciously at the two villains in front of me.

"Well, mostly to figure out where we are. England, maybe from the accent. And then how we got here. From what I've heard, you're the only one who knows. And then how to get home. Am I correct in assuming you all want the same?" The stitched up guy's gaze sweeps across the occupants of the room, lingering a little bit longer on Shoto's but then passing on to he next person, "Well?"

"Well, yes. I guess. Yup." Come from all the memebers of the room even me. A few seconds pass as everyone's gaze shifts over to the oblivious water loving boy. A few more seconds pass before I actually realizes that everyone's staring at me.

"Ohhh! You want me to explain!" I exclaim, realization hitting me like tidal wave. Everyone else nods and I chuckle lightly before going to try and explain.

"Well, you see, I have these... universe jumps, thanks to this mysterious entity. I named him Ben. Anyways, apparently he fell asleep at the controls and thanks to that, an unplanned universe jump occured sucking random people from my nearby vicinity in addition to me, karma, and nagisa. Hence, you three being here. Usually I can choose who come with us, but this time, I didn't get too since it was, unplanned and stuff." I explain. Then I sit silently waiting for the other's reaction.

"What kind of weird ass explanation-" the purpley guy starts to say before the excited blonde girl buts in.

"Does that mean, right now, we're in another universe?!?" She asks breathlessly, a wide smile sprawled across her face.