Location: Olympus
"Did you not feel that quake? Powerful forces are at work here."
"But what could cause such a quake that even us the Gods would be greatly affected? "
"I'm not sure but given our luck it's probably not good."
"What is this? What is going on?"
" Brother? "
"My son... I can't feel him at all!"
"Well I'm checking now and it appears he's not dead..."
" Wait, do you think he might be the cause? Your son? "
"If the rumors about his abilities are true... then yes, I suppose it would have been possible that my son is the cause of the quake."
" In that case, let's depart at once to confirm this. "
"All in favor raise your hand... okay then it is decieded."
Mission: PERCY OBSERVATION
Percy P.O.V.
Ok, so the Gods randomly decide they want to stalk me and watch me throughout the day because they think I did something? No hate or anything but, WHY'S IT ALWAYS ME?!? I was having a perfect day filled with blue cookies and training with my friends and they. Ruined. It. They came in, in this altogether over the top flashy performance which just annoyed all of us, probably not the reaction they had wanted. Then they announce they're gonna follow me around all day in their human form because they think I did something. So of course I immediately go through the list of things they. could be talking about... it's a long list. If I were to put it on paper it would probably stretch more than 10 feet. And that's writing in my smallest print and shortening explanations to a few words. What? Can I help that getting people angry at me is a talent I've almost completely mastered? GAHH....
Sorry, the Gods being weird combined with my weird exhaustion right now is... getting to me. Really getting to me. Deep breath in Percy, deep breath, deep breath in, deep breath out. Yes, the Gods are stupid, idiot, JERKS... calm down. Yes, my exhaustion is weird and unexplained since I SWEAR I had a good 7 hours of sleep 4 nights in a row. 7. Hours. 4. Nights. A miracle in demigod terms. Unless they get knocked unconscious or something like that. But that doesn't count! Anyways... back to some kinda actually important comment...
Zzzzzz
Percy, no. Percy, yes you are talking to yourself so you'll forcefully stay awake. Yes you are very, ver.. ver.. vvvvvv....
NO, WRONG. AWAKE TIME. THIS. IS. AWAKE TIME. YES. LISTEN TO THAT VOICE IN YOUR he... he... hh...h...
NOT THAT ONE, SEAWEED BRAIN! THIS ONE. THE ONE TELLING YOU, DO. NOT. GO. TO. SLEEP. The Gods are RIGHT here for God's sake! Dam. Strange how much this voice in my head sounds like Annabeth.
"Percy, are you alright my boy?" Posideon asks I give a slight nod.
" Just tired. Really tired... " I reply stiffling a yawn as we walk over to the Posideon cabin to discuss the specifics as to why they're here to stalk me like the weirdos they are.
"Tired, you say?" Hestia asks coming up next me and looking at my face, " Oh dear, you sure do look it! "
"Looks it? Let me see!" Aphrodite demands almost shoving Hestia aside to take my face into her hands turning it right and left with an aghast expression on her face, " Have you been sleeping well? You look... not as good as usual! "
"Actually I've been sleeping pretty well, 7 hours 4 days in a row in fact, which is why this," I feature to my face, " Is such a mystery."
Hearing this Aphrodite tuts before taking her fingers and tracing under my eyes. Confused I look at her with a puzzled expression.
"A little charm to take away the bag under your eyes. You don't do the tired kid look very good..." Aphrodite explains as she circles me, then smiles, "Yup it 's much better now!"
"Why don't we hurry to your cabin so you can get a quick nap before our talk, yes?" Hestia asks and I sleepily nod already drifting while still walking to the cabin.
I'm fact, I could barely remember anything after that. Just, blue, lots of blue, probably my cabin, the Gods all watching my call aslepp, creepzoids, and finally rainbows of colors swirling, flipping, and swishing around before pulling me into it.
Even though not fully conscious at that time, my body and unconscious mind knew something was wrong and although asleep, I desperately grabbed into the bed holding it in a death grip as if it was my life line. Unfortunately it was all in vain as the bed along with me is taken up into the rainbows leaving some very powerful gods, very, very confused.
Location: Camp Half Blood, Posideon's Cabin
"..."
" You all saw that, yes? "
"If by 'that' you mean Percy Jackson and A WHOLE DANG BED disappearing in thin airthen, yes. Yes I saw that."
"So wait, where is Percy now?"
" Brother, is it possible for you to track him? "
"I've already tried. And it appears he's not on this planet, in this solar system, nor even in this universe. Simply put, I have no clue where he could be!"
" You all ever heard of ALTERNATE UNIVERSES? "
"Yeah, what about them, Apollo?"
" Okay, okay, this is going to sound crazy but... just hear me out, okay? "
"Okay?"
" Sure? "
*lots of shrugs*
"Okay, okay, you say he isn't in this universe... so obviously the only conclusion can be... drumcoll please... another universe!"
Silence
" Huh, actually... you might be on to something for once... "
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