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"𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋, it's just some guy I work with" Monica defends making Caroline scoff as the waitress pours her caramel mocha into her cup.
Joey, who was sitting next to Caroline, states, "Come on, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him" which causes Caroline to hit him off the top of his head lightly.
Joey had taken the role as Caroline's bestfriend within the time the two have known each other.
"So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?" Chandler jokes sarcastically sitting on the edge of the couch while Care smiles a little.
Monica gives a look that says she is not pleased with the sarcastic fake assumption. "Wait does he eat chalk?" Phoebe asks seriously, making all of the friends weirdly look at her.
"Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl" Phoebe backs up before looking at her hands.
Monica then says, "Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date, it's just two people getting together and not having sex"
"No that's Chandler's definition of a date, Mon you're going to have to put a lock on your door tonight if you don't want me to walk in on you and this Paul guy" Caroline half-jokes as she and Joey high five.
"Says you, Care Bear," Chandler says, giving her the nickname she hated and liked at the same time.
"What? Come in, I had sex yesterday, when did you last have sex Chandler" silence was brought upon the room as Chandler then changes the subject, "So Paul, he sounds dashing"
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The friends, minus Ross, were still at Central Perk as Chandler begins to share his dream with the group,
"Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realise I am totally...naked"
"Oh, I've definitely had that dream," Says Caroline states as everyone admits with her that they too have experienced the same dream.
"Then I look down and I realise there is a phone...there" Chandler carries on making Joey look confused so he asks, "Instead of-" he was cut off by Chandler, "That's right!"
"I take back my statement" Caroline jokes as all of the friends agree that they actually hadn't had that dream.
"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother" Looks of confusion and disgust was shared through the bunch of people.
"Which is very, very weird because she never calls me" Monica chuckles slightly tucking her legs in as the other three gave weird looks.
"And that's what you think is weird," Caroline asks jokingly earning a slight judge in her knee from a smiling Phoebe who was sitting on the floor.
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FanfictionCaroline Garner, twenty three year old girl, and Monica and Rachel's child hood best friend. Heart broken, Caroline moved from England to New York, hoping to pursue her dream career, a writer. After getting an apartment, she reunites with Monica and...