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"𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐔𝐘𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 understand is that , for us, kissing is as important as any part of it" Caroline explained before taking a sip of her Cappuccino.
Joey scoffs, "Yeah Right" When he receives the looks from all four of the girls, he asked, "You serious?"
"Oh yeah" Phoebe responds, sitting on the floor again, coffee cup in her hands. Rachel then speaks, "Everything you need to know is in that first kiss"
Monica agrees, "Absolutely" she says, with her knees tucked in to her chest having her arms around them to keep them up. Chandler, who was next to Caroline on the couch then explains,
"Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know. You know, it's like that stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes in"
"Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that- that's...that's not why we brought the ticket" Ross says.
Chandler argues, "You see, the problem is though, after the concerts over no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again" Ross uses a hand motion to show that he agrees with Chandler.
Chandler continued, "You know, I mean we're in the car, fighting traffic. Basically, just trying to stay awake"
"Yeah, well, word of advice, bring back the comedian. Otherwise, next time you're going to find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album, alone" Rachel speaks. She then high fives Caroline.
Joey looks confused and taps Ross' leg as a sign to get his attention, "Are we still talking about sex?" He nods when Ross gives him the thumbs up.
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"No it's good. It is good. It's just that, hmm, doesn't she seem a little angry?" Ross says to his work colleague, talking about the Cave People in the museum.
"Well, she has issues" His colleague answers. Ross speaks annoyed, "Does she". His colleague points to one of the statues and frustratedly conveys,
"He's out banging other women on the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet"
Ross then quickly states with hand motions, "Okay, okay, Marsha, you see these are cave people. Okay, they have issues like, 'gee that glacier's getting kind of close"
Marsha, his colleague, then inquires, "Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?" she says, pointing to Carol who was on the other side of the glass.
"No, no" He backs up but Marsha annoys him further saying, "Yes, it is. Carol, hi!" Marsha and Carol wave at each other and same with Ross and Carol.
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FanfictionCaroline Garner, twenty three year old girl, and Monica and Rachel's child hood best friend. Heart broken, Caroline moved from England to New York, hoping to pursue her dream career, a writer. After getting an apartment, she reunites with Monica and...