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The8: K so when are we going out for bowling again?

Yugyeom: you know... when SOMEONE's finally back in the country

DK: *cough* Jungkook *cough*

Jungkook: Oh so it's my fault now? What about jae and bam huh??

Jaehyun: listen it's one thing to be out of the country for a month and another to be out for a YEAR

Jungkook: excuse you it's 10 months

Mingyu: SAME DIFFERENCE

Bambam: and besides i leave for like what?

Bambam: two weeks at max

Jungkook: not fair.

The8: back to my point

The8: all of you hurry the fuck up and get your asses over here so I can beat them in bowling

DK: babe you suck at bowling

The8: SAYS YOU

The8: YOU LITERALLY KNOCKED DOWN PINS ON THE OTHER LANE

DK: not the point.

Bambam: lmaooo that was hilarious

Yugyeom: is that a challenge Xu Minghao???

Mingyu: yikes.

Mingyu: full name lads

Mingyu: shits about to get serious

Jungkook: oooooo

Jaehyun: oooooo

DK: oooooo

Bambam: oooooo

The8: listen here you fucking giant

The8: I have nunchucks and I'm not afraid to use them.

Bambam: OOOOOO

Jaehyun: OOOOOO

DK: OOOOOO

Jungkook: OOOOOO

Yugyeom: oh yeah??

Yugyeom: bet you wouldn't mind if one of your boyfriends used them

DK: actually i think wonwoo did use them once

Jungkook: WHAT

Bambam: RIP IN PEACE

Bambam: THAT'S AWESOME

Jaehyun: THAT'S HORRIFYING

Mingyu: ah come on jae don't pretend you're not kinky now

Mingyu: your group practically revealed your crossdressing kink back in halloween

Jungkook: LMAOOOO

Jaehyun: that's different

The8: whatever floats your goat sweetheart

Bambam: hey yug

Bambam: you think jinyoung would mind using nunchucks??

Yugyeom: DO NOT

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Jungkook: who the FUCK left their dirty underwear in my suitcase

Jungkook: yikes wrong group

Jaehyun: tmi jungkook tmi

Jungkook: oh please you act as if we don't know all about your sex life with your 91376219 boyfriends

Jaehyun: alright sheesh sorry man

Jaehyun: besides what are you calling me out for? You literally have no shame on us when it comes to your 7 boyfriends

Jungkook: 7?? Bro you know they're 6

Jaehyun: ah right my bad

Jaehyun: I forgot Jin-hyung had the shoulder capacity for two people

Bambam: LMAOOOO TRUE

DK: Mingyu literally has water splashing out of his nose from how hard he laughed

The8: HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Yugyeom: HAHAHAHAHA

Mingyu: I'M ALIVE

Jungkook: Listen

Jungkook: True.

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DK: if i ever decide to hang out with bam and yug alone ever again

DK: someone kick me in the balls

DK: @Mingyu @Jaehyun @Jungkook @The8

Yugyeom: you're just jealous that your boyfriends couldn't be with you

DK: SO YOU DECIDE TO DEEPTHROAT HIM??

Yugyeom: I DID NOT

DK: DID TO

Yugyeom: DID NOT

Bambam: (he did fyi @Mingyu @Jungkook @Jaehyun @The8)

Yugyeom: fucking

Yugyeom: are you on my side or his??

Mingyu: Yug babe

Mingyu: there's no point in lying

Mingyu: we've all seen it happen before

Jaehyun: Yup

The8: Yup

Jungkook: Yup

Yugyeom: disloyal fuckers

Yugyeom: you guys never support me

Jungkook: and miss the chance to make fun of you??

The8: not today sweetheart

Yugyeom: I hate you all.

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