97-Liners Groupchat
EarlyBird: alright phase one is starting
EarlyBird: i need one of you to call me in exactly 20 minutes
EiffelPuppy: gotcha babe
Lostboy: go get it bird boy
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Greekgod: @EarlyBird it's been 30 minutes
Greekgod: well??
EarlyBird: this might be harder than I thought
HitTheYug: the fuck happened
EarlyBird: heavily made out with sanha while sitting on his lap and i kid you not moonbin was staring at us like a hawk the entire time
EarlyBird: then I left and acted like nothing happened when gyu called me
EarlyBird: bro the way they stared at each other when they thought I left
EarlyBird: but now they're avoiding looking at each other
Megaphone: that was phase one???
EarlyBird: you know how oblivious my members are to subtle moves
Megaphone: okay yeah true
Thaibaby: fair point honestly
KookieMonster: man the sexual tension
Greekgod: okay we're gonna need to amplify that tension until someone snaps
Thaibaby: essentially yes
EarlyBird: alright imma take a shower first and come back
HitTheYug: that hard huh? ;)
EarlyBird: shut the fuck up
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Leaders Groupchat
Seungcheol: anyone else's relationships have been quiet recently?
Namjoon: now that you mention it yeah actually
Taeyong: been a relief let me tell you
JB: man who knew polyamory would be this hard??
JinJin: lmaooo
Taeyong: listen like being surrounded by hot guys all time definitely fucks with your brain
Seungcheol: true and the more the worse
Namjoon: @JinJin you're lucky to be surrounded by only five guys
Namjoon: granted they're gorgeous as fuck but still
JB: and you only have to deal with the raging hormones of one instead of having all five vying for attention
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97-Liners Groupchat
FanficThaibaby: EUNWOO Thaibaby: DO ALIENS EXIST OR NOT EarlyBird: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW Thaibaby: YOUR GROUPS NAME IS ASTRO Megaphone: you lost me there Greekgod: yeah me too Lostboy: jae you made everyone lost EarlyBird: I- EarlyBird: so that makes...
