97-Liners Groupchat
EiffelPuppy: Y'ALL
EiffelPuppy: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT
Greekgod: ???????
EiffelPuppy: I SWEAR I SAW NAYEON AND SANA KISS
EiffelPuppy: I CAN SWEAR IT
HitTheYug: WHAT
HitTheYug: THAT CANT BE TRUE
Lostboy: I WAS THERE
Lostboy: I SAW IT TOO
Thaibaby: NO FUCKING WAY
KookieMonster: Yooooo
KookieMonster: Sana and Nayeon are dating???
HitTheYug: NO THEY'RE NOT
Greekgod: but gyu and ming just said they kissed at the MMAs
Megaphone: yeah whats up with that?? @Thaibaby @HitTheYug
Thaibaby: SANA AND NAYEON CANT BE DATING BECAUSE WE SAW SANA KISS MINA
KookieMonster: .......
Greekgod: Mother of god
Megaphone: WHAT
Mingyu: YOU WHAT NOW
Lostbaby: WHAT THE FUCK
KookieMonster: goddamn where was i during this whole commotion
Greekgod: sucking hoseok-hyungs dick before your idol performance?
Greekgod: (amazing performance btw)
KookieMonster: ...
KookieMonster: sounds about right
KookieMonster: (thank you :'D)
KookieMonster: hyung was nervous
KookieMonster: what am i gonna do?
KookieMonster: say no?
Greekgod: you got me there
EiffelPuppy: HELLO??
EiffelPuppy: BACK TO THE MAIN POINT???
Megaphone: @HitTheYug @Thaibaby
Megaphone: YOU TWO ARE IN THE SAME COMPANY
Megaphone: YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
HitTheYug: IM SORRY??
HitTheYug: WE BARELY SEE THEM??
HitTheYug: THEY HAVE LIKE 100000 COMEBACKS PER YEAR
KookieMonster: thats true actually
KookieMonster: i mean like
KookieMonster: we have like 2
KookieMonster: and 30 breakdowns that come with them
Greekgod: NCT U barely has one??
Greekgod: and im already tired???
KookieMonster: mood brotha
Lostboy: IM LOST
Thaibaby: arent you always?
Lostboy: SHUT.
Lostboy: ANYWAYS
Lostboy: I STILL DONT GET IT
Mingyu: ME NEITHER
HitTheYug: IS SANA LIKE SECRETLY DATING ONE OF THEM??
Megaphone: IDK
Greekgod: guys
Greekgod: ever considered they might be in a polyamorous relationship just like the rest of us are?
Mingyu: .....
Thaibaby: ....
HitTheYug: ....
Megaphone: ....
Lostboy: ....
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Private Chat: Jungkook and Nayeon
Jungkook: hey
Nayeon: sunbaenim!!
Nayeon: hi!!
Nayeon: how are you???
Jungkook: nah quit with the sunbaenim thing im younger than you bro
Jungkook: im good!!
Jungkook: i need your help to clear up a misunderstanding
Nayeon: ??
Jungkook: [image]
Nayeon: ohhh
Nayeon: i told sana she was being obvious
Nayeon: what can i say?
Nayeon: but we are in a relationship
Nayeon: all of us
Nayeon: i hope you dont think thats too weird?
Jungkook: weird?
Jungkook: [image]
Nayeon: ALL OF YOU?
Jungkook: yup
Nayeon: that makes so much sense....
Jungkook: ??
Nayeon: like
Nayeon: once at the MAMAs i couldve sworn I saw jackson shove his hand down marks pants
Nayeon: but i wasnt sure???
Nayeon: and then momo told me she saw Winwin and Yuta looking all disheveled while walking together but we were like nah
Jungkook: well now you know sis
Nayeon: omg truly
Jungkook: also if you need some good making out spots in awards shows hit me up noona
Nayeon: omg thank you
Jungkook: anytime
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97-Liners Groupchat
KookieMonster: [image]
KookieMonster: we can all chill now
HitTheYug: i still cant believe it
Megaphone: all this time??
Thaibaby: holy shit
EiffelPuppy: im
Lostboy: wtff
Greekgod: Fucking Yuta and Winwin
Greekgod: horny bastards
KookieMonster: your horny bastards
KookieMonster: id be more concerned about jackson-hyung???
HitTheYug: dont worry about it
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97-Liners Groupchat
FanfictionThaibaby: EUNWOO Thaibaby: DO ALIENS EXIST OR NOT EarlyBird: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW Thaibaby: YOUR GROUPS NAME IS ASTRO Megaphone: you lost me there Greekgod: yeah me too Lostboy: jae you made everyone lost EarlyBird: I- EarlyBird: so that makes...
