Listen up, suckers. Lemme spit out some facts.
Everyone thinks that pigs are really whack.
I need you to listen, open them ears up wide
'Cause you're gonna hear me when I tell you pigs are fly!
They get to eat whatever their piggie hearts desire.
Doesn't matter how fat they get, they always looking fire!
They make chubby look so cute with dimples on their rump.
Ain't nothing like a wobbly chin to cure even the meanest grump.
If you had a little tail that curled up at the end
Don't you think most everyone would wanna be your friend?
Don't even get me started on how they're so darn pink.
It is the cutest color; that's what everybody thinks!
Maybe fools be jealous when they use "pig" as an insult.
This world is full of people that are drowning in the salt.
I don't think it's a bad thing to have a pushed in snout
'Cause eating grub and having fun is what it's all about!
Pigs know how to get down and dirty all the time.
They roll in mud every day but that keeps their skin so fine.
People say "when pigs fly!" when they wanna make you cry
But I don't know how that's bad since we all know pigs are fly!
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Writing Journal 2021
Short StoryThis ain't fanfiction or a story or nothing. I just want somewhere convenient to store some writing prompts I wanted to do since I miss writing.
