chapter eleven

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ahem first I'd like to say i changed izzie's name to hime bc i thought it was cuter im sorry😭😭
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Dorbear🐈
rude😒

t swizzle swagger 😎
yeah yeah.

t swizzle swagger 😎
I NEED TO DESPERATELY TELL YOU SOMETHING!

Dorbear🐈
I'm very intentively listening?

t swizzle swagger 😎
okay okay so. ive made up my mind

Dorbear🐈
that you're better of being alone?

t swizzle swagger 😎
you did not just qoute me from komh

Dorbear🐈
i just did m'lady

t swizzle swagger 😎
bye. literally bye

Dorbear🐈
OH MY FUCKING CATNIP YOU DID NOT JUST USE 'bye' ON ME

Dorbear🐈
HOW DARE YOU MILLENNIAL USE IT ON ME WHERE DID YOU EVEN LEARN THAT FROM

Dorbear🐈
I NEED TO TELL TILLY THIS YOU.. YOU CAT MONSTER😭

t swizzle swagger 😎
EXCUSE YOU !? YOU JUST SWORE ON CATNIP

t swizzle swagger 😎
WHY CAN'T I USE THESE SLANGS? LIKE I SAW SOME SWIFTIES USING IT. AND IM NOT A CAT MONSTER I MEAN AT LEAST IM A CAT?

Dorbear🐈
TAY YOU'RE TURNING THIRTY ONE THIS YEAR AND IMAGINE YOU , THE TAYLOR SWIFT USING A SLANG 😭😭

Dorbear🐈

t swizzle swagger 😎and you said i was mean?

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t swizzle swagger 😎
and you said i was mean?

t swizzle swagger 😎
have you seen yourself😒😕

Dorbear🐈
being mean is in my 20 percent russian blood's nature,

Dorbear🐈
but you taylor alison swift is an actual savage

Dorbear🐈
and just imagine getting roasted by taylor alison swift 😭

t swizzle swagger 😎
HOLD THE FUCKING CAT

t swizzle swagger 😎
SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE 20 PERCENT RUSSIAN BLOOD IN YOU?!

t swizzle swagger 😎
FUCKING DOROTHEA!

t swizzle swagger 😎
JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THESE THINGS 😭

t swizzle swagger 😎
and sunce when was i a savage other than those times where i roasted those annoying ass interviewers especially the one who kept flirting with me

t swizzle swagger 😎
while there were several people like 'listen taylor im a nice guy yk' but in all seriousness whenever people say they are nice they are usually never nice

Dorbear🐈
i have never seen a millennial typed this fast in my life

Dorbear🐈
I didn't got a chance to reply to you😭

Dorbear🐈
and i saw that interview video istg i literally threw my stuffed cat plushy across the room because i was pissed

Dorbear🐈
at how unprofessional that dude was he seriously had the nerve to say that to you istg bye😒

t swizzle swagger
istg you need to stop mentioning the fact that I'm a millennial every five seconds .give me a break thea😭😭

Dorbear🐈
well at least now you know that if there ever was a imposter of me that looks and sounds like me . all you have to ask is want does dorothea have to mention about me every five seconds

Dorbear🐈
I CAN'T ANYMORE HOW DID I GAIN BACK MU THREE BRAIN CELLS😭🥺

t swizzle swagger 😎
I can't with you anymore

t swizzle swagger 😎
and sometimes i question my friendship choices or why i followed and dmed you back

Dorbear🐈
you're so mean why am i friends with you again?

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