Johnlock oneshots

Temptation part 1

John PoV
Life was perfect, I had finally grown the courage to tell people about my homosexuality with my room/soulmate and I knew that I was completely an irevecobly in love with Sherlock Holmes. Then SHE came.

Johns eyes calmly fluttered open he could feel the warmth of sherlocks duvet caressing his naked body only where was Sherlock? John slowly rose from the bed,took sherlocks dressing gown from its hook and went through to their untidy (as usual) living room to investigate his missing lover. John curiously dawdled into the kitchen to find a messy haired Sherlock standing half naked over the stove and the distinctive smell of very burnt toast. Sherlock turned to see John standing in front of him his face was oblivious yet Sherlock couldn't help smile at johns innocent beauty. " you didn't remember did you " Sherlock smirked at Johns still unaware face. " Oh you mean our anniversary, 6 months and 4 days from 20 minutes ago " John smiled as he checked his watch smugly, " I was confused because I didn't think you'd remember " Sherlock seemed hurt for a second but then remembered how notorious he is for being inconsiderate and lacking of all emotion AKA sociopathic, and smiled lovingly as he stared into Johns eyes. Just as their lips were about to touch they heard the sound of the shower turning on. Sherlock instinctively pushed
John behind his back and grabbed a knife from the closest drawers. They both cautiously walked through the hallway towards there bathroom Sherlock reached for the doorknob but before he had a chance to open it the door swung open to THE WOMEN dressed in only a bathrobe wrapped around her body and another around her head. " oh hello there beautiful " Irene Adler smiled graciously and scoured Sherlocks still half naked body unaware of the fact of both John and sherlocks homosexuality or the fact that both of them are 'involved' with each other. It was only at this moment that Sherlock realised that he was in fact only standing in his boxers, he awkwardly grabbed the first pair of trousers he could find and pulled them up just below his v. John smirked and lent forward to whisper into sherlocks ear " you're flying low" . Sherlock turned to John with a cheeky smile " why were you looking "
" who wouldn't " replied the careless John. Dominatrix was standing in front of Sherlock and John, trying to figure out why the man she loved but would never claim and his roommate were talking so weirdly to each other.
Sherlock cleared his throat remembering that Irene was still there " would you care to tell me what you're doing In our house miss Adler?" The woman falsely pretended to be offended " well that's no way to greet a guest" Sherlock strengthened his stance and again spoke in that voice that made johns heart flutter at the sound of it " I assure you, you are definitely not our guest" Irene chuckled to herself " well what if I were to do something for you that might help you out " John sighed and gently pushed Sherlock aside "well if you go and get some more tea and milk for us then maybe we'll let you explain yourself" Irene looked slightly confused but shrugged it of and walked towards the door " I'll be back in ten and with that she was gone.

"Sherlock I don't trust her, what is she doing here, I mean the last thing Mycroft told us was that she was dead but then you just had to go and save her didn't you, you had to be the hero" Sherlock was sitting with one hand in his head and the other gripping johns hand, comforting him sweetly " John you know I love you more than anything" Sherlock cupped johns soft sweet face in his hands " I'm so sorry this happened If I could change it I would please just don't ever think that I would do anything to hurt you" he lent in and sweetly kissed John on the lips they savoured each others loving grip as sherlock pulled johns body closer. At that moment dominatrix burst through the door " I just realised I need to put some clo....." Sherlock and John turned to look at her, she looked as if she saw a ghost. " oh did we not tell you we were dating" Sherlock smiled at John and then back at Irene, she looked as if she was going to have a heart attack " wha..... Wha..... WHAT!!!!!!!! "