Me and my homeboy Marcus was cuttin up at his momma place.
We was on our way to this party, but first we was hotboxing and shit. Faded.
"Ouuweee, look at the bitch over there," Marcus said pointing through the window.
I looked at what he was looking at. I seen this fine ass shorty talking to this li ass nigga. Looked like a kid.
"Oh shit! She got a kid! I knew she was too good to be true. You see ha body, nigga? She gotta be ran through."
"Mmcht, man shutcho goofy ass up. Aint nothing wrong if she got a kid. She prolly grown as hell."
"Nah, she aint grown. She in my class— quiet as fuck."
"She bad?"
"What— hell yeeah she bad. She always be ignoring me and shit. Its ight tho, she got kids to worry about."
"Damn, dont talk about ha like that," I told him and he rolled another.
"Whatever."
I looked at her again but this time she was going inside the house.
Ngl, I was just staring at ha ass cus that shit was wheww.
"Her shii fat too," i mumbled.
Marcus exheld the smoke in my face and I knocked his blunt out his hand as he pulled off.
"Dont do that shit again, man," I told him aggressively.
Nigga piss me off with that childish ass shit.
"Whatever, man!" He replied all irritated like I gave a shit.
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"This shit lame as hell, man," I mumbled as I was finna leave.
"Aye, man, where you goin?" Marcus asked me.
I looked down at his high ass. Nigga had shades halfway on with 2 hoes next ta him.
"Out this lame ahh party. Shit ass," I said.
"Mchtt, nigga YOU lame. Fuck you talmbout," he said and the females next to him giggled.
"Yo lame ass got the ugliest bitches next to you and think you the shit. Bitch ass nigga."
"bitch?" one of the girls asked.
"Watchu say, nigga?!" Marcus li punk ass got in my face.
"Mannn, you aint gonn do nun."
"Who aint?" Marcus asked like I wont beat the dog shit out his ass. Homeboy or not.
"You aint, nigga."
"Ight.. ight.. you got it," He nodded his head and got out my face.
"Yeah I know."
"You gonn talk about ugly.. your forehead crooked, " The ugly shorty was still talking.
"Shut up, bitch. Ill slap the fuck outta you and yo daddy. No teeth having bitch," I said before I left the place.
"With that Burnt ass wig you got on. Prolly took that out yo dead grandma grave," I added while mumbling.
Ian have no other ride so I was finna catch a uber or some shit but I seen shorty from earlier walking towards the house. She looked good as hell too.
"Wassup li mama," I said when she got close enough to hear. She looked up at me but kept walking.
"Aye, shorty.. Im tryna get at chu," I looked at the back of her body since she passed me. Her ass was just movin and she in jeans.
She turned her head my way so I quickly looked at her face as she finished turning around. She moved her eyes side to side then looked at me.
"Lemme getcho Ig, mamas," I said.
She pressed her lips together and looked to the side as she scratched her head. She started to smile a bit then extended her hand out. I unlocked my phone and went on Ig then gave her my phone.
She gave me back my shit, leaving her page showing.
She aint een have no pictures or nun. Just highlights about God and one picture of her.
Shii, aint nun wrong with spreading the gospel though. I do like when a female got a relationship with him.
I followed her page then ordered an uber to go back to the crib.
Shii, all I was tryna do was go home,eat, then sleep. I got work tomorrow, anyway.
